Shirt Sightings.

[Casino Jockey]

2 of my favs;

186,000 Miles Per Second. It's not just a good idea - IT'S THE LAW.

(for those that don't know, 186,000 Miles per second is the speed of light in a vacum. the maximum speed limit of the universe)


a t-shirt with you are an idiot printed in binary... so when people ask what it means...

[draftermatt]

"Please tell your t!ts to stop staring at my eyes"

I have that shirt!

I also have:

"Beer Drinkers get more Head"

"Chicks Dig my Wiener" and has pictures of small birds sitting on a dachshund.

"I Would Do Me"

"Smile, It Confuses People"

"Las Vegas - Nothing Happened - I swear"

"A perfect hard body is preserved under this thick layer of protective flab"

I wore the last one at my bachelor party and a stripper stopped mid dance to tell me my shirt was funny.

I'm sure I'll think of more I have, I love off the wall T-shirts.

My Uncle has these two:

"Yes I smoke, now fuck off"
"It's only funny till someone gets hurt, then it's fucking hilarious"

[GooseCreek]

I saw one in my store that made me laugh out loud, on a nice young woman about college age:

"Paddle Faster! I Hear Banjos!"

I've seen that one at the stores here in Charleston SC (South Carolina, although there are quite a few SCs here, too!)


My favorite was one that I wore in High School. I was 6' in the 6th grade. Mom and Dad are shorter than me, and were the 'runts' of their families. So, people would see me with the folks and ask "How'd you get so tall?" So one year for Christmas, Mom had the shirt "How'd you get so short?" made for me.

Yesterday I saw one that said "Be kind to your planet, it's not Uranus". (was on a tween)

[Samaliel]

My computer science teachers all had a t-shirt they'd wear from time to time. Front : "I read your main." Back : "No, I won't fix your code."

I've seen a few geeky ones ("Nintendo Rehabilitation Center" or "Know your roots" underneath a NES paddle).

[morgana]

My absolute favorite t-shirt

http://paizo.com/store/apparel/tShir.../v5748btpy7roi

[Jackofalltrades]

I have several of my own:

- SNIPER: Don't try to run, you'll only die tired

- He Loves the C*ck ---> (My girlfriend got it for me b/c I love Jay and Silent Bob)

- Support Local music: Sleep with a musician

- Keep I.T. Real (with a picture of two thugged out computer-geeks)

- Bomb Squad: (Same as above post)

And a few others I can't remember b/c I'm at work

[Becks]

My personal favorites that Bella and/or I have owned:

I went to Hell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
a pic of Bob Barker with the word "pimp" on it (all the MLBers loved it)

ones that I would like:

Ladies don't spit
Danish Raiding Team (to go with my Irish Drinking Team shirts)

[Naaman]

My two favourites at the moment are

"I have the cape, I make the whoosh noises!" (with suitably silly stick figures)

and

"My life is EPIC This is just an alt"

[Samaliel]

Just remembered : one of my friend's got a t-shirt saying "No wife at all. Wanna try me ?"

[donruss]

I've got one with the Southpark kids on it and underneath it says:

"Cartoons Kick Ass"

I would have to agree.

One I had quite a few years ago had a black & white picture of the family from "Leave it to Beaver" like normal except the Beav is all rocked out punk style and the quote was:

"Ward, aren't you being a little hard on the Beaver?"

[Stormraven]

I've got one that says 'Joss Whedon is my master now'.

Also 'Come to the Dark Side. We've got cookies.'

I've seen 'There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't'

[Metody]

The front: "Earth first!"
The back: "We'll screw up the other planets later!"

[Bagga]

I liked one I saw on a website, worn by an attractive but somewhat lithe girl. It had on the front

"Who needs big tits"

and on the back was an arrow pointing downwards, and the message:

"with an ass this good?"

[Dark-Star]

Sighted in the hallway during a school lockdown:

"I ain't scared of no Po-Po" (pudgy black girl with a major attitude)

All it took was one cold glance from one of the National Guard guys by the doorway and she was shaking like a leaf in a hurricane.

[ArcticChicken]

I just ordered "If my t-shirt is witty enough, maybe someone will finally love me."