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Looks like she couldn't mind her pees in queues. *rimshot*
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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It doesn't take a whiz to know that Broomjockey's pun makes him Number One.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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You guys are nuts.
OK, I admit it. I'm jealous. You guys used up all the good puns.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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Fergie peed herself? I honestly never heard about that....how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker
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Please send all comments to her Pee? OH! Box.Quoth XCashier View Post
Okay, this one's the best pun yet!
Does that make you the new pun whiz?
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Sorry, you've missed the mark with that one. Give a little shake and try aiming again.Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
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Yup, When it comes to puns, Sheldonrs is #1.Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View PostThe King of Puns strikes again.
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Butt who's #2? They try harder.Quoth Geek King View Post
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Well, this change of topic certainly tuchus all by surprise. Still, when in Rome, deuce the Romans do...Quoth Sheldonrs View PostButt who's #2? They try harder.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Could she have been pregnant? Not that it might have been her water breaking, but when my sister was pregnant, she didn't notice she was still peeing and almost got off the toilet.
Either that, or UTIs can have that effect, its not all burning as far as I know."If you find yourself fantasizing about throwing actual users into a blender, please get help... they're heavy." - Tom DicksonComment
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I've seen someone's water break. It's not this particular shade of yellow, trust me.Quoth froglet View Post
So far as whether she was pregnant, I don't think so, unless she was only in the early months or she's like a relative of mine who had only gone from a size 14 to a size 16 by the time she was at seven months (and the baby weighed six pounds when it was born a month later).
I was just more wondering how precisely you're supposed to let someone know about...something like that..."Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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I dunno, that would be kinda crappy.Quoth Sheldonrs View PostButt who's #2? They try harder.Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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It's official : this thread has gone down the crapper.Quoth crazylegs View PostThats a shit joke.
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