as fenrus probably already knows my car was broken into last night... and all I can say is while I would like to do great harm to the cretin who broke in, I can at least laugh at his stupidity...
items stolen
-a sirius receiver... without the antenna... oh did I mention that you can't buy an antenna without also buying a receiver (edited because marasbaras is better at noticing typos than me)
- a cheap piece of crap $30 dvd player and a blockbuster DVD
- a few deposit slips for a bank account that I don't have any more
things not stolen
- my iPod
- my application for residency in the state of Utah (which has my name, address, phone, social, school history, and work history, everything you need to steal an identity)
- my cd case with about 20 cds
- my dvd set of the series Firefly (if they stole that I would hunt them down and kill them myself)
- a cheap radio
-an emergency road side kit worth about $100
so in short, I'm out a sirius unit that I don't use anymore anyway, a cheap POS dvd player, and a broken window that insurance will repair... what did the thief get... a POS dvd player because nothing else will be of any value to him
it's a small consolation to know that even though I'm out quite a bit at least the thief didn't really get anything out of it... so remember children, crime does not pay.
items stolen
-a sirius receiver... without the antenna... oh did I mention that you can't buy an antenna without also buying a receiver (edited because marasbaras is better at noticing typos than me)
- a cheap piece of crap $30 dvd player and a blockbuster DVD
- a few deposit slips for a bank account that I don't have any more
things not stolen
- my iPod
- my application for residency in the state of Utah (which has my name, address, phone, social, school history, and work history, everything you need to steal an identity)
- my cd case with about 20 cds
- my dvd set of the series Firefly (if they stole that I would hunt them down and kill them myself)
- a cheap radio
-an emergency road side kit worth about $100
so in short, I'm out a sirius unit that I don't use anymore anyway, a cheap POS dvd player, and a broken window that insurance will repair... what did the thief get... a POS dvd player because nothing else will be of any value to him

it's a small consolation to know that even though I'm out quite a bit at least the thief didn't really get anything out of it... so remember children, crime does not pay.

That would be a staggering loss.
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