Serious Cop Pwnage

[MMATM]

That's classic.



On a similar note, I nearly witnessed instant karma a few months ago when I stopped to let a trucker pull into a business parking lot/loading area from the oncoming lane. The guy behind me (in a Miata or some similar tiny and expensive convertible) blared his horn at me as soon as I stopped, then swung around into the opposite lane (in a no-passing zone, complete with signs and double yellow line) before swerving back in front of me and gunning it for the road beyond the truck.

The truck was already making the left from the oncoming lane into the lot, and came within inches of pancaking him. Luckily the trucker had started to brake as soon as he heard the horn and the asshole didn't get smeared all over the road. Unfortunately, though, there are no cops in this story, so the dick got away with it, but you can be sure he won't try to cut off a big rig next time.

[ThePhoneGoddess]

I fear the consequences of hitting a cop wearing pink.

I think she was dressed so brightly so people couldn't use the excuse that they hadn't seen her.

She was dressed very brightly.

[Balgram]

Geez I'm glad I always stop now.

I fear the consequences of hitting a cop wearing pink.

[Pagan]

Beautiful....just beautiful!

[ThePhoneGoddess]

So I just came home and had to share this with you.

I was on my way home from the store and had some asshole tailing me the whole way. A lady in a bright pink jacket stepped out into the crosswalk ahead of me, so I slowed to a stop because...well, because it's what you're supposed to do. It wasn't real busy or anything, so I could see her wanting to cross there to get to the apt complex on the other side of the street.

Well Mr. asshole behind me is having none of it. He blares his horn at me as she crosses in front of me, then whips his car around and floors it, speeding past, flipping me off. Pink jacket lady literally had to jump back about a foot to avoid being hit, and nearly lost her balance. I mean it was damn close, she could have been creamed easily.

Suddenly two cop cars come screaming out of the apt parking lots on each side of the street and pull Mr. asshole over. Pink lady then finishes crossing the street, and starts jogging over towards them. I then realize what had happened---it was a setup. The cops were pulling people over who weren't stopping for pedestrians, and pink jacket lady was, most likely, a cop herself.

I sat in my car and laughed my ass off for a good thirty seconds. Literally, I had tears in my eyes. It was that awesome.

As I went by I saw that the two cops had pulled Mr. Asshole out of his car---it was a 30 something uber-yuppie driving a huge SUV---and were yelling their heads off at him.

I hope he got lots of expensive tickets.