Seriously?

[Pezzle]

really, ich spreche ein bission (sp?) deutsch... what else do I need

bisschen It could be bißchen but those silly Germans don't like having a (ess-zett) B for a double-s sound, apparently, so now it's bisschen.

@blas87: I do believe it's Scheisskopf, Germans like to compound words-- why not insults? I personally prefer Arschloch or schweinhund. Then there's the German version of the f-word, and I don't mean ficken. You don't say that word unless you want a fist fight.

[rerant]

...I need a drink.

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