signs we can all agree with (warning, picture heavy)

[smileyeagle1021]

While I was up in Virginia City (purchasing some of the best candy on the planet) I did some wandering around and I came into this shop with signs... I think you'll like some of the pictures I got of them

[Aethian]

Oh I want some of those....

[Amina516]

I LOVE the second to last one...

Thanks for sharing...

[Javarod]

Ok, silly signs time, hmmm? Easy:

On my supervisor's toolbox at work years ago when I worked in a factory:
Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be prosecuted

On my wall at the same factory:
(looked like a general information sign like you might see at a department's door)
Complaint department
<--- 200 miles

At an adult book store:
(under a picture of people carrying coffin)To all our debtors, please allow us to be your pallbearers. We've carried you this long, we may as well finish the job.

[Reyneth]

I have a sticky-note pad that says "I went to college to do this job?"

[ArcticChicken]

I've always been fond of "Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again."

[bainsidhe]

I have one that says "If you spin around in your chair realy fast, this place makes a lot more sense"

Hey, at least mine isn't lethal

[LibraryLady]

I've always liked the sign that says, "You don't have to be crazy to work here. We give on-the-job training".

[Rapscallion]

The fruit and veg wholesale market had a sign up saying that: "Thieves will be taxed."

Rapscallion

[protege]

I have one of the "stupidity" signs in my home office. I hate stupid people with a passion, and couldn't resist the sign

[tropicsgoddess]

The complaint department and stupidity is not a handicap signs are my faves.

[Anriana]

nitpick

The first one needs an apostrophe.

/nitpick

[Primer]

the "No Whining Zone" made the DH giggle!

[protege]

The complaint department and stupidity is not a handicap signs are my faves.

I was so tempted to post the "stupidity" sign on my street..when the nearby elementary school has their parent-teacher conferences. Most of those fools can't drive for shit--they're on both sides of the street, in front of driveways, etc. However, the sign stays inside--I'm afraid someone would steal it.

[SnarkyPie]

There is a lovely little diner where I live (soooo much food for cheap, and great breakfast), and at the doorway to their kitchen they have a "DANGER: ATTACK WAITRESS" sign.

I want one =D