I saw John McCain today

[Trayol]

I once saw Monica Lewinsky in New York. She was once "spotted" by a politician.

Oh, that made me snort. I hope you're proud.

[ta2ooed1]

Is anyone else as amused as I am that a thread about politicians is full of how to tips on killing zombies?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I once saw Monica Lewinsky in New York. She was once "spotted" by a politician.

Was she out promoting her new book, "I Suck At My Job"?

[Sheldonrs]

Was she out promoting her new book, "I Suck At My Job"?

Nope. Just her line of tea ba...err..I mean HAND bags!

[MadMike]

See I thought he looked like Grandpa Munster

My wife thinks he looks like Elmer Fudd.

[sms001]

Is anyone else as amused as I am that a thread about politicians is full of how to tips on killing zombies?

And in just three posts! Goodness don't we USAians love the democratic process! 'course, a Brit led us there. And then it took a dozen more posts to get to sex. Well, we're a young country yet. A few more years and we'll go from candidates to zombies to sex in five posts. (No, we can't count the intrinsic nature of threads during the Reagan years. How often will a President have a zombie wife?)

[Pagan]

One of the most thorough thread derailments I've ever seen. And it's a double derailment. But then we found the tracks again and....

Does getting to shake hands with Gov Bruce King at the Roundhouse in Santa Fe when I was in 6th (I think) grade count? Hope so, because if I ever meat Bill Richardson, there's not enough money to get me to shake his hand.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Oops, my bad! I gave the wrong title for Monica Lewinsky's book!

I believe it is titled "What Really Goes Down In The White House."

Sorry for the threadjack, but I needed to correct that mistake. Okay, no more Monica jokes; I can't remember any more.

[Sheldonrs]

One of the most thorough thread derailments I've ever seen. And it's a double derailment. But then we found the tracks again and....

Does getting to shake hands with Gov Bruce King at the Roundhouse in Santa Fe when I was in 6th (I think) grade count? Hope so, because if I ever meat Bill Richardson, there's not enough money to get me to shake his hand.

You might want to brush up on your homonyms. Because if you're going to "meat" Bill Richardson, shaking his hand is the LEAST of your problems.

[Pagan]

You might want to brush up on your homonyms. Because if you're going to "meat" Bill Richardson, shaking his hand is the LEAST of your problems.

Hey, give me a break! I'm trying to finish a take-home exam (hate, hate, hate those) and study for three others. Having a hard time sounding like Yoda not I am.

[ArcticChicken]

Oh and "flaming zombies" are only a problem if you happen to encounter the rare "running zombie".

Not true, even walking, flaming zombies are dangerous. They set the buildings on fire.

To really take out zombies, you want a riot shield, some kind of heavy blade, and a gun loaded with safety slugs. Those make big holes.

[JustADude]

To really take out zombies, you want a riot shield, some kind of heavy blade, and a gun loaded with safety slugs. Those make big holes.

So, basically, you want to be geared up like a medieval soldier. Chain or half-plate, tower shield, good heavy short-blade, and then throw a gun in for good measure.

The SCA will laugh in the face of Zomblies!

[ArcticChicken]

So, basically, you want to be geared up like a medieval soldier. Chain or half-plate, tower shield, good heavy short-blade, and then throw a gun in for good measure.

The SCA will laugh in the face of Zomblies!

Well, you don't need to go so far as plate, properly made leather should do ya, lighter too.

[crazylegs]

Or go the traditional route, and shove holy wafers or salt in their mouth.

Gee, because that's as much fun as fire, chainsaws and shotguns.

[JustADude]

Gee, because that's as much fun as fire, chainsaws and shotguns.

Well, nobody said you couldn't pack 12ga shells with salt and holy wafers, did they?