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  • Sorta a sighting...it was my kid.

    Not so much a sucky situation, but funny and definitely airheaded.

    So, on Thursday, I put my nearly 18 year old son on a plane to visit my parents who live in central Florida.

    First off, the plane was delayed over an hour, so they were both a little frustrated when he arrived at Orlando.

    He carried his bag on, because my dad is too impatient to wait around for the checked luggage and hates crowds. In retrospect this was a good move, because with the hour-plus delay, it would have stretched well into 2 hours by the time they retrieved the bag. Orlando airport sucks.

    But I digress..

    My son texted me from the parking lot that my parents were currently arguing with each other over who was going to drive home. I chuckled at the text and responded that they've been doing that for 40 years and aren't likely to change anytime soon.

    Next text: "I'm in the car, and they have a device in it that talks to them!"

    Me: Thinking..wtf? Then it dawned. He was speaking about the GPS unit.

    I was

    This is a kid who is a funny combo of computer nerd and street smart, and is nearly 18 years old, but had apparently never before encountered GPS.

    I texted back that it's GPS.

    And this was the good part...his response:

    "Oh. Do they make old people have this in Florida to help them get around?"

    That did it. I completely lost it and was literally laughing till tears were streaming down my face.

    I told my ex-fiance about it, who turned around and texted him that he should ask that question to my parents and see how quickly he gets swatted upside the head.
    Last edited by Peppergirl; 08-03-2008, 12:16 AM.
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    Quoth Peppergirl View Post

    "Oh. Do they make old people have this in Florida to help them get around?"


    first off, you are way cooler than my mom (who still doesn't know how to text)

    second that has to be the best line ever, if I had a sister I'd give her permission to date your son after hearing that line
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    • #3
      Wow, your kid needs to road trip more if he's never seen a GPS! Hope he has fun in Florida! *waves*
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      • #4
        OMG!! That's too funny.
        Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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        • #5
          My mom has one too..and she's 15 years away from senior citizenship. Your son is too funny, PepperGirl!
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          • #6
            Thanks guys..he really does have a funny sense of humor. He regularly makes me laugh till I cant breathe. What makes it even funnier is that half the time he's not being deliberately funny.

            Oh and it's my dad's GPS. My mom doesn't even email, let alone figure out a GPS system.

            There is a funny story about how my dad programmed the GPS wrong one day and ended up at a cul-de-sac with a cow at the end mooing at him. I'll save that for another day.
            "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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            • #7
              Hey now, my wife has a GPS and she's only 24!

              I wish my parents texted. It would be so much easier at times.

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              • #8
                Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                "Oh. Do they make old people have this in Florida to help them get around?"
                After having lived in Florida, I'm starting to suspect he wasn't too far off the mark with that one. >.>
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                • #9
                  Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                  first off, you are way cooler than my mom (who still doesn't know how to text)
                  My mom knows how to text, but can't set the DTTV receiver on the channel she wants to watch by herself. Granted, I sometimes have trouble doing that too, but that's not due to lack of knowledge of how things work.
                  "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                  • #10
                    Got this story from my husband. My MIL had my husband and two sons in her minivan. She searches on the GPS unit for the closest restaurant of a chain -- I think Red Robin. The GPS, for some reason, thinks she's in one town when she's actually in another. Wild goose chase ensues, with my MIL refusing to listen to my husband, and following the GPS through unknown streets and bad parts of town. She would probably followed it into the river, except she finally realized that it had taken a lot longer than the GPS said it should have for her to find the restaurant.

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                    • #11
                      I never should've taught my mother how to text. There are some bits of news that should not be distributed to family through text. "Aunt Ivanore has died." is the prime example.
                      Another frustrating one was "Your grandfather has broken his back. Call me for details." and then she didn't really have details.
                      Everything sucks. I must be living in a vacuum.

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