Apparently I'm going to hell because I'm a molester...

[Amethyst Hunter]

See, that crossed my mind...but it would've been a waste of a beautiful melon, really. It didn't deserve that harsh of treatment. Cripes, I'd apparently already molested the fruit, did it REALLY deserve to then be used as a deadly weapon and assaulted that way?

It would have been a noble sacrifice for the greater good! Martyred Melon!

[iradney]

Well....didja ask the melon if it was ok first? I mean, I at least would take it out for dinner and a movie first...
</sarcasm>

WOW, that woman was a nutcase!

[XCashier]

Martyred Melon!

Sounds like a rock band!

Back OT, what a freaking nutcase. I hope she doesn't come back to the store (yes, I know she's banned, but you know how well some people obey the bans!).

[Misanthropical]

I hate shopping for oranges and they demand that I take them out for a nice dinner first.

That woman was a nutcase. I wonder what her malfunction was.

[Mamadrae]

Is it me or has there been an increase of nutcases in the grocery store? I had my cookie entitlement whore and now you have a woman who can't keep her nose out of other people's veggies.

[RetailWorkhorse]

See, the real crime is no one was able to film this and put it on YouTube.

But... would that make it Fruit Porn?

Take it up with the Fruit Mafia.

Mom says someone needs to put a an apple on the hood of that woman car and leave a note (Drive-by fruiting!).

[Darkwish]

I applaud your restraint! I would have started playing with the fruit much more, uh... "suggestively" just to be an ass.

[powerboy]

But you have to feel them, to see if they are ok.

[Snowbird]

I applaud your restraint! I would have started playing with the fruit much more, uh... "suggestively" just to be an ass.

I agree! I would've been tempted to go positively Mike Myers with that.

[Becks]

can I go get some cucumbers now, or will I be arrested for public lewdness...?

Sounds like something I'd say.

I would have started playing with the fruit much more, uh... "suggestively" just to be an ass.

I've done that. On the clock. In full uniform.

[Shangri-laschild]

http://man-man.org/?comic=&date=20030703

[Chromatix]

So let me get this straight...

You're a woman, and presumably not unattractive.

You were feeling your melons.

And somebody... complained?

[StormCMage]

wow... not sure if I would have been upset, or rolling on the floor laughing to the point of death...

next time my husband eats melons, I am so screaming what that lady did, just to confuse him

[Pagan]

I cringe to think if she ever saw what I do to strawberries and tomatoes!

You have to feel up your fruit and veggies. Gotta make sure they're fresh and ripe....and now I feel a little dirty and unclean. Is that my peanut over there?

[kibbles]

"That's right you won't"..That line right there is freaking awesome...like something out of a tv show or movie.

Round of applause to the awesome manager!!!