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I dont think the Cantelopes WOULD go all the way. They HAVE to wait for marriage!
(hopes someone gets it)
(hopes someone gets it)
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Boooooooooo......Quoth Horsetuna View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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What's NAACP? National Association of Assorted Crazy People? Can anybody join or do you have to be committed?Quoth lupo pazzesco View PostComment
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PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!Comment
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methinks this post has brought out all the bad fruit jokes, and the dirty ones to bootQuoth Jay 2K Winger View PostThat's right, melon, you cantaloupe, but oh, honeydew!
*ducks*
*throws rotten tomatoes at jay*Comment
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I figured it was inevitable, really...but it was just too good a story to NOT share, you know?Quoth StormCMage View Post
And in answer to one of the earlier questions. Yes, I'm a very curvy girl. And someone was offended at how I handled my melons. But really, what business is it of anyone, but my own?
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That joke was a real lemon.Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostThat's right, melon, you cantaloupe, but oh, honeydew!
*ducks*Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Double-booooooo....Quoth Jay 2K Winger View PostThat's right, melon, you cantaloupe, but oh, honeydew!
*ducks*
Though it made me laugh in Aladdin 3."Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!"
- Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy VComment
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This is freaking hilarious! Go lupo! Can I please nick the "Someone's been molesting your melon?" line for my sig? pleeeeease
The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
Now queen of USSR-Land...Comment
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whoo hoo, I'll be quoted!! Yay!!!Quoth fireheart17 View Post:roll
This is freaking hilarious! Go lupo! Can I please nick the "Someone's been molesting your melon?" line for my sig? pleeeeeaseComment
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That woman is further proof that crack does *not* smoke itself
Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo FerrariComment
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I seem to have that problem with the tomatoes . . . and they always want to go to Olive Garden.Quoth Misanthropical View PostI hate shopping for oranges and they demand that I take them out for a nice dinner first.
That woman was a nutcase. I wonder what her malfunction was.
Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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