Mods, no clue here where to put this. Help me out here.
This is not sucky at all. In fact, it rocked. And I felt compelled to tell you all about it because it involved the fabled "back", where endless extra stock is kept, according to every sucky customer on earth.
Short version: after spending many, many hours with a couple friends searching for a swingset for my daughter (It's so hot and humid here right now it's hard to BREATHE, mosquitos are out in thick, stinging clouds, sweat is rolling down everyone's spine, and the sun is like a sadistic, relentless jackhammer. We can find neither swingsets or mosquito coils, but by damn we can sure buy our choice of Christmas trees. ) , we find ourselves in a Kmart, where we have been sent by ANOTHER Kmart to dismantle a floor model, evidently the last swingset left in the free world this season. They were gonna sell us the display, provided we took it apart ourselves.
As it turned out, this Kmart actually did, despite earlier reports to the contrary, a nice selection of boxed, new swingsets...."in the back." The manager said it, we didn't. She said she had stuff that wasn't even on display back there. She was like, "Oh, come on back, there are pictures on the boxes and you can look and pick the one you like best." So she led us into the fabled, mythological land of "the Back."
It was cool, it looked like our old prop storage, back in college, only it had cool chutes and conveyor belts to move boxes around with, like the post office. We didn't have to dismantle anything, we got a brand new boxed set of exactly what we wanted, and they even sold it to me on the cheap because it's out of season.
Go, Kmart!
I just had to tell you about it, because we have all these conversations about customers thinking EVERYTHING is in "The Back". The whole time I was back there, I was thinking "I gotta tell the CS gang about this! I'm in THE BACK!!!"
This is not sucky at all. In fact, it rocked. And I felt compelled to tell you all about it because it involved the fabled "back", where endless extra stock is kept, according to every sucky customer on earth.
Short version: after spending many, many hours with a couple friends searching for a swingset for my daughter (It's so hot and humid here right now it's hard to BREATHE, mosquitos are out in thick, stinging clouds, sweat is rolling down everyone's spine, and the sun is like a sadistic, relentless jackhammer. We can find neither swingsets or mosquito coils, but by damn we can sure buy our choice of Christmas trees. ) , we find ourselves in a Kmart, where we have been sent by ANOTHER Kmart to dismantle a floor model, evidently the last swingset left in the free world this season. They were gonna sell us the display, provided we took it apart ourselves.
As it turned out, this Kmart actually did, despite earlier reports to the contrary, a nice selection of boxed, new swingsets...."in the back." The manager said it, we didn't. She said she had stuff that wasn't even on display back there. She was like, "Oh, come on back, there are pictures on the boxes and you can look and pick the one you like best." So she led us into the fabled, mythological land of "the Back."
It was cool, it looked like our old prop storage, back in college, only it had cool chutes and conveyor belts to move boxes around with, like the post office. We didn't have to dismantle anything, we got a brand new boxed set of exactly what we wanted, and they even sold it to me on the cheap because it's out of season.
Go, Kmart!

I just had to tell you about it, because we have all these conversations about customers thinking EVERYTHING is in "The Back". The whole time I was back there, I was thinking "I gotta tell the CS gang about this! I'm in THE BACK!!!"


The Back may very well be a Tardis. That would explain why it appears and disappears more than the Wardrobe to Narnia did. And my husband the Dr Who fan appreciates that.

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