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  • On my way to work...

    ...an SUV drove by infront of me as I was preparing to cross the road. One of the passengers yelled out at me "Got any drugs?"

    SC
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  • #2
    I think that's on the same level as the drive-by insults I get on occation on my way home.

    I'm not joking, either. I'm walking home on the sidewalk, far away from the cars, and I'm insulted by random drivers for reasons that I will never be able to figure out.
    Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry

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    • #3
      How come no one ever asks for Grey Poupon anymore?
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #4
        I did that once, the lady next to me giggled and my current so at the time just rolled his eyes and quickly made himself a potentional EX with a comment after we started driving again.

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        • #5
          I was in the beachside town in the weekend. A car with a couch crammed in the back (yeah, seriously) was driving around using an air horn to honk at pedestrians and cyclists going past.

          What is wrong with some people?

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          • #6
            Quoth Becks View Post
            How come no one ever asks for Grey Poupon anymore?
            At the local car show last year, there's an old Rolls-Royce...with a jar of Grey Poupon sitting on one of the little tables that fold out of the front seat
            Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari

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            • #7
              Pro, that's too awesome.
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #8
                I scream at stupid drivers from the safety of my car, though they never hear me.
                Not even insults, either, just whatever curses come to mind.

                *gets cut off*
                "DICKS AND ASSES!"
                "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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                • #9
                  Oh I've gotten some interesting insults yelled at me randomly from drivers; queer, faggot, nr ( my mother's side of the family is from Scotland and my father's side is from Germany... you don't get much whiter than that), one guy asked me how much I charged for my services , one person said I have a small dick, been called fatso... and my personal favorite "stupid little fat midget" (I'm just over 6ft tall, weigh just under 250, so not skinny, I'll give him that much, but on the midget)
                  If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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