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I recall hearing or reading a story where a guy was getting oral sex from his girlfriend/wife/female significant other, and had an accident when she bit him.
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...IPF, did she bite down on purpose? Because maybe this is just me, but I would have waited until my life didn't depend on the guy's reflexes before I triggered some significant pain.
Actually, I'm having trouble thinking of a stupider way to injure oneself than sitting in the wrong area of the car with no seatbelt and distracting the driver in a spectacular way. So this story is good all around."If everyone is thinking alike, someone isn't thinking." - George Patton
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Albert EinsteinComment
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...wait, did he crash after she bit him, or did she bite him because he crashed?
Either way... stupid.Comment
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My wife almost got a FREE T-Bone at Walmart. No, they weren't giving out free food. Some worthless cellphone bimbo in an oversized SUV decided that stop signs didn't apply to her.
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