BG: So, I know there was a major hurricane and that stopped gas production for awhile. I live in NC....and people here are freaking out for no reason about running out of gas. If the stupid media would just shut up about it, it'd be fine.
On to the story:
I had to get gas today. I was literally running on fumes. It's 24 miles to my house from work, and I had 18 miles before Empty. There's a ton of gas stations around my office, but only 2 (that's right folks....two) that had gas. Because of the 'gas shortage panic' button that was pushed by the invisible Gods, I got stuck in this mess.
I just got back from my odyssey and my blood pressure is probably 160/100-seriously. The line was a mile long, and moved at a snail's pace. My time in line was an hour, no joke. By the time I got into the parking lot, thisb**** lady tried to cut in front of me. Uh, no way sister. I looked at her like she was crazy (because she was) and shook my head no. She nodded hers yes. I thought to myself, "ain't gonna happen huzzy."* Um--d'you think she cut in?
Ding ding ding...that's riight ladies and gents, the crazy lady didn't get to cut the line, poor thing. Some fool one finally let her in and she pulled up on the other side of the pump from me. I looked at her and smiled.
I was able to get enough gas to last a couple of days (hey, i'm not a gas-hog, i was saving some for the rest of the sheeple) and started driving out of the lot, and I just waved at her as I went past.
Oh by the way, there was one good thing that happened. The Monster Energy Drink truck was there, and some very nice Energy People were giving away drinks. I got the Java Monster. Never tried it before, but it was free, and after that little craziness, I think I deserve it.
* not the real words i used
On to the story:
I had to get gas today. I was literally running on fumes. It's 24 miles to my house from work, and I had 18 miles before Empty. There's a ton of gas stations around my office, but only 2 (that's right folks....two) that had gas. Because of the 'gas shortage panic' button that was pushed by the invisible Gods, I got stuck in this mess.
I just got back from my odyssey and my blood pressure is probably 160/100-seriously. The line was a mile long, and moved at a snail's pace. My time in line was an hour, no joke. By the time I got into the parking lot, this
Ding ding ding...that's riight ladies and gents, the crazy lady didn't get to cut the line, poor thing. Some
I was able to get enough gas to last a couple of days (hey, i'm not a gas-hog, i was saving some for the rest of the sheeple) and started driving out of the lot, and I just waved at her as I went past. Oh by the way, there was one good thing that happened. The Monster Energy Drink truck was there, and some very nice Energy People were giving away drinks. I got the Java Monster. Never tried it before, but it was free, and after that little craziness, I think I deserve it.

* not the real words i used






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