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The bus I take to and from work goes through the main industrial area of our city, therefore construction worker, mechanics, and tradesmen are its usual passengers. Normally, they're all very sweet men (I have yet to see another woman on this bus), but sometimes the "rude and crude" stereotype can hold true.
These two specimens are always on the bus at the same time as me, and right from day one, they have been nothing but annoying. It started out with saying "bye baby" in a really low voice as they passed me to get off of the bus, escalated to, "psst, hey! Psst, psst, hey, over here!" to try to get me to turn around, and finally, yesterday, they started saying, "hey baby, what's your name? Give us your phone number sweet thing. Hey, turn around. Hey baby!"
Now, before this, I was just ignoring them, knowing that they were just doing it to be obnoxious, but yesterday morning I was cranky, tired and in no mood to put up with their shit. So after two minutes of their whispered catcalls, I turned around and said, "If you don't leave me the fuck alone, you will be wearing your dick as a hat and then everyone will be asking why your hat is so very, very small." I then turned back around and enjoyed the absolute silence that followed. When I snuck a peek back, they were gaping like fish! 'Twas glorious.
These two specimens are always on the bus at the same time as me, and right from day one, they have been nothing but annoying. It started out with saying "bye baby" in a really low voice as they passed me to get off of the bus, escalated to, "psst, hey! Psst, psst, hey, over here!" to try to get me to turn around, and finally, yesterday, they started saying, "hey baby, what's your name? Give us your phone number sweet thing. Hey, turn around. Hey baby!"
Now, before this, I was just ignoring them, knowing that they were just doing it to be obnoxious, but yesterday morning I was cranky, tired and in no mood to put up with their shit. So after two minutes of their whispered catcalls, I turned around and said, "If you don't leave me the fuck alone, you will be wearing your dick as a hat and then everyone will be asking why your hat is so very, very small." I then turned back around and enjoyed the absolute silence that followed. When I snuck a peek back, they were gaping like fish! 'Twas glorious.
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