Not in love with the Arby's boy...

[Antisocial_Worker]

Where did you get a crime scene messenger bag? I want one.

Of course a meth dealer would be a better choice! Meth mouth is just so sex-ay. Oh and they know chemistry. Well only the chemistry of making meth, but still, that's a money make skill!

My bag, baby, yeah!

How about someone who works at Mickey D's?....lol.

And for you...

To the rest of you all, there wasn't a thing in the world about either of the guys behind the counter that would set off anyone's "gaydar." However, as a gay man who was born without gaydar, perhaps I'm not the best judge. Both guys seemed to be your average clean-cut high-schoolers (although one had a tattooed arm), just doing their job and wearing their lime-green polo shirts like they were supposed to. Probably the only thing they did "wrong" was to actually be at work and not passed out on their baby mama's couch after going on a bender of malt liquor and crack cocaine. 'Cause that's so damn hot that I can feel my leg hair prickling at the very thought.

Or in other words, the girls were trash, and the guys were not, and the girls were deeply offended at this. Their only recourse was to latch onto an insult -- any insult -- that came to mind and repeat it, not unlike the chants used in religious meditation the world over, until they felt their self-esteem had sufficiently scabbed over.

[protege]

I have to agree with JustADude... and what's funny is most likely this upstanding citizen probably wouldn't recognize a real gay person if he were hitting on her boyfriend

That's *exactly* it. They're too stupid (unimaginative?) to come up with better insults, so they have to resort to the "gay" crap. It's the only thing in their play book, apparently.

Don't believe me? Drop by *any* automotive message board. If someone posts a Honda with the typical "ricey" crap on it (fart can, stupid body kit, graphics, wing, etc.), and someone says that the car looks like ass, the first comeback is usually "well, that's because your [sic] gay." If that doesn't work, they start going on about how we're "jealous" of their "fly ride"

Now, call me uniformed, but how the hell does a *car* determine one's sexuality? It's an inanimate object! Also, I find it humorous that anyone would be jealous of a Honda. "Jealous?" Are you kidding me? How can I be "jealous" of something that's made in huge quantities, and can be picked up (relatively) inexpensively. This is transport for the masses, not a bespoke Ferrari or Bentley!

With that said, I'm sure we can all come up with better insults than that. The best, which isn't mine, has to be "twinkle-toed fuck pixie." When I've used that one, the target's jaw usually goes and everyone else goes simply because it's so unexpected

[smileyeagle1021]

Now, call me uniformed, but how the hell does a *car* determine one's sexuality?

apparently it works the same way as your sexuality being determined by the sports you like... remember, I must be gay because I don't like football according to at least one SC

[Daisy]

"twinkle-toed fuck pixie."

I need to use this. I NEED to use this


In a nice happy SC-free world, you know how women tell men they don't want to date them?

They don't date them.

[RetailWorkhorse]

*Snugs and puppy-dog kisses to the Arby's boy and steals HauntedHead's Crime Scene bag*

I hate people. >.<

[katie kaboom]

remember, I must be gay because I don't like football according to at least one SC

in that case, when my fiance gets home tonight, i'll be sure to tell him he's gay.

[Antisocial_Worker]

*Snugs and puppy-dog kisses to the Arby's boy and steals HauntedHead's Crime Scene bag*

I hate people. >.<

Hey! Bring that back...

...But clean out all those old Subway Scrabble letters first.

[bainsidhe]

And afterwards, the Arby's guy rolls his eyes and mentions how he's graduating with an Engineering degree and with honors. Or how he's completing an internship before taking over his own franchise (he just has a baby face ) Fortunately, he's not classy enough to be mated with the color-coded twits.

[Reyneth]

Probably absolutely nothing. There's a certain type of person, especially the class of person this kind of cheap, vulgar, self-important, air-headed tart hangs out with, that will use homophobic insults because they haven't the brainpower to spare from breathing and standing upright to think of anything better.

I agree - and I also want to bet that he rejected the lovely example of a human being she is (/sarcasm) and she was pissed. So this was her way of dealing with it. Or attempting to.

[Becks]

Gotta love a man with a job.

[protege]

I agree - and I also want to bet that he rejected the lovely example of a human being she is (/sarcasm) and she was pissed.

It wouldn't surprise me if the guy didn't want to date a Jerry Springer reject

[Jay 2K Winger]

I read about these white trash skid marks on the underpants of life, and I just can't help it, but...

[The cat whisperer]

Thanks, Jay. Now my roomies are wondering why I almost fell over laughing.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Thanks, Jay. Now my roomies are wondering why I almost fell over laughing.

I'll admit, I stole that out of one of Kara's old threads.

[Evil Queen]

Haunted.... you're a guy? I thought you were a woman....

I'll bet the Arby's boy spat on her burger anyways.