Poor Old Man (Gross)

[the_std]

So I'm in Chicago (over 2000km from home!) and me and a few friends are eating at a little Chinese restaurant and just generally having a good time. I phase out of the conversation because they're talking about martial arts, so I watch this guy walk in the front door. Older chap, at least mid-sixties, wearing navy blue shorts that came up to his nipples and down to his knees. He stopped to ask a waitress directions for something, she tells him and he turns to leave. As he's walking out, I realize that the back of his legs has a trail of slimy, yellow-green crap sliding down it! But the worst part was when we left later. There were little poo footprints all the way down the sidewalk!

Bleeeeh.

[blas]

Sometimes you don't know whether to puke or feel sorry....or both...or neither.

[Becks]

all around!!

[Amina516]

Eww!!

I do agree with not knowing whether to be grossed out or be sorry.

I was in a liquor store once and walking about the aisles when I encoutered this older man. Trashed as can be, desheveled clothes, eyes barely open wandering around the store. One of the employees takes notice and tried to nicely escort the guy out of the store, as he was in no condtion to buy anything. When he turns around he has the Ultimate Wedgie with shit somehow billowing out the sides of his wedgie and down his pant legs...

I watched where I stepped after that....

[tropicsgoddess]

Uuuuuuuuuugggggggggh!!!

[One-Fang]

I feel sad for them. Not so much that they're walking around in public covered with poo, but that somehow they've got themselves into a state where they clearly do not even KNOW they are walking around in public covered with poo.

The best of us can have unfortunate accidents. But most of us know about it. If you don't know you've crapped yourself, it's probably time for the 24/7 care.