No 'punk'n's here

[IT Grunt]

This phone call just left me in a complete state of

Cell phone rings...

Me: Yours truly o' course.
LFP: Lookin' fer punk'n

Me: Hello?
LFP: Hey there Jimmy Jones.
Me: Uh... hello?
LFP: How you doin' punk'n?
Me: Who is this?
LFP: <slight pause> I was lookin' fer punk'n.
Me: You've got a wrong number, dude.
LFP: *click*

Words fail me.

[Midnight12]

but, it was kind of funny in a different point of view. then again not that funny

[Akasa]

I've had total strangers call me on my cell phone and try to get a booty call.