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  • Florida - the snowbirds are back!

    Hi ho! It's been a while since I've posted anything due to work and all, but it is now October and the snowbirds from upper New York, New Jersey, and other New England states are back. I can state many reasons how I know this, but I think I'll keep it brief.

    1. At the post office, it is more crowded there than ever. For some reason, even in the evening hours when they've closed, the seas of blue-haired people go there in droves, like it's a family outing or something. And, even when the place is closed, they have arguments about the price of stamps, shipping charges, etc, while talking to......nobody!

    2. The public library. I go there much of the time to get books for my kids, yet you always see bedlam there. Much of the time, it's because a new book came out and people actually fight each other to get that last copy. Better yet, the other day when I was there, I had checked out and as I left, this old woman butts ahead of the guy behind me, complaining about how the book she reserved was not in and how dare it not be! Never mind about that. Don't lines and "it's not your turn yet" mean anything?

    3. At the local Subway, since I guess they even have senior discounts there. These two women came in behind me, bitching about anything and everything to do with Florida. "It's too hot here" or "The traffic is something else" or "Why is everything so expensive here?" Well, the last two would not occur if these people stayed where they came from, but I digress. In any case, the women ordered foot long sandwiches, but ordered the lady to "scoop out" the bread first. I think this is why things have become expensive. When you scoop out the bread, you can add more goodies to your sandwich, and this drives up the cost of everything we eat!

    4. At McDonald's, which I thought was a place too good for these people, this lady was complaining about the $2.99 combo breakfast, because with tax it came to $3.18. "Your menu says $2.99 and nothing about tax!" Yet, this woman drove up in her expensive car and was dressed like she was living at the Breakers Hotel. She even turned to me and said, "You don't think that's fair, do you?" I ignored her being I was not about to get in the middle of that altercation.

    More to come, I'm sure.
    Last edited by greensinestro; 10-19-2008, 04:07 PM.

  • #2
    GAH! The thread was moved right as I was about to post!

    *reposts*

    Quoth Evil Queen
    *pats*

    I'm from the Mountains in Western North Carolina. Trust me, I know what you're going through.

    *shares booze*
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      GAH! The thread was moved right as I was about to post!

      *reposts*
      Sorry about that, EQ. I realized it wasn't really in the right category.

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      • #4
        They're on the roads too. Everything seems more crowded than normal.
        www.myspace.com/queenofevrything

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        • #5
          Quoth greensinestro View Post
          Sorry about that, EQ. I realized it wasn't really in the right category.
          That's okay. At least I found it again.
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #6
            Aw crap....you just reminded me that we'll have more blue-haired idjits on the loose soon! (I'm in Fort Lauderdale, BTW....snowbird capital)
            I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
            Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
            Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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            • #7
              Hey EQ! I'm in Western NC right now! We had a celebration the moment the Florida license plates started dwindling. And then, they were gone!

              ...only to be replaced by people coming to see the leaves change...
              Would you like a Stummies?

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              • #8
                Quoth marty View Post
                ...only to be replaced by people coming to see the leaves change...


                GAH!

                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #9
                  Quoth Evil Queen View Post


                  GAH!

                  My favorite is when they do the, "OMG LEAVES!!!111" thing and swerve all over the road because they're too busy looking out the passenger side window.
                  Would you like a Stummies?

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                  • #10
                    They do that in the Shenandoah Mountains in the Western part of Virginia. Skyline Drive. Yeah ... Like no one's ever seen leaves falling and changing colors before.

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                    • #11
                      Ugh - I remember when I lived in Ocala. The Snowbirds. I still cringe.

                      I called my mom in Ocala today and inquired about them. She said snowbird traffic is just now picking up. I guess they're late this year due to the economy.

                      Used to be you could set the first week of October like clockwork.

                      I feel for you, Green.
                      "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                      • #12
                        Like setting your watch to when the leafers pop up to New England. (Thank you, family guy)

                        My grandparents are originally from the north, moved to FL maybe 10, 15 years ago......shortly after they moved they refered to the rest of the clan as you northerns or snowbirds....I loved it


                        Ahh....Florida.....haven't been back down in years.....

                        I never understood why when people visit a different part of the country, they expect it be just like their home.....isn't the point of traveling to have new experiences/
                        "Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory." _Ed Viesturs
                        "Love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, keep looking, and don't settle" Steve Jobs

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                        • #13
                          Quoth marty View Post
                          Hey EQ! I'm in Western NC right now! We had a celebration the moment the Florida license plates started dwindling. And then, they were gone!

                          ...only to be replaced by people coming to see the leaves change...
                          I spent my day running around one of the historic neighborhoods in Asheville, up here in the mountains of WNC, taking pictures there and in the big Victorian cemetery there. It was very peaceful and pleasant...

                          ...And then I made the mistake of going downtown, which was total bedlam. There were so many tourists, each armed with matching outfits and maps, that in some places the sidewalks were literally impassible. The friend who'd come along and I did the only thing we could do: we went to a chocolate shop, waited in a line that was much more a mob than it was a line, bought something, and went back outside, thus disguised as tourists and able to mingle among them unmolested.

                          I recommend this method -- especially if it involved buying chocolate from that particular store. Wars have been fought over chocolate less tasty than what that store makes.
                          Drive it like it's a county car.

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                          • #14
                            .... i thought all of those signs have a little "not including tax" print on them.... not reading it doesn't count as it not existing...

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                            • #15
                              [QUOTE=Peppergirl;431223]I called my mom in Ocala today and inquired about them. She said snowbird traffic is just now picking up. I guess they're late this year due to the economy.

                              QUOTE]

                              I don't think the economy is anything that affects these people. I, like many others, have had to curb travel and other luxuries. Yet, these people are still driving in their shiny, late model expensive cars, living in their second homes that most of us could not afford to have.

                              Another good example I have was when I was at Publix the other day. This man finished up, and when I went to pay with the debit machine, he was still there counting his money, scanning his receipt, with his hand on the debit machine. I actually had to bump his hand to get him to move. I stopped saying "excuse me" a long time ago since being rude to them works better.

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