So that time of year again...

[RecoveringKinkoid]

I really hate the massage one. I saw them one day use the spider-like prong thing on someone's head, then immediately turn around and try to use it on me!
I freaked. I was so disgusted. It touched another person's head, what if they had a skin condition, or even just a dirty head??
Ewwwwww...

Man, those things are horrible. There is a locally famous photo of me with my hands clapped over my cheeks, screaming while someone uses one of those things on my head.

I was screaming because it felt awful and the goal of the game was to see how long a person could stand it. In my case, not long.

I was allowing this to be photographed because I was pretty well hammered.

As for the drive by lotioning, someone ever grabs me and wipes something on me, I will grab them and wipe something on them. And when I say "wipe something on them" I mean "tenderly brush their faces with my fist hard enough and fast enough to make their noses explode like overripe tomatoes."

That's yet to happen to me, however. I think I look cranky when I'm in a mall. Proabably because if I am in a mall, I AM cranky.

[digilight]

wow this actually happens. I guess its a good thing that I don't go to the malls and stuff. But if someone did actually try that on me they would get seriously fucked up. I don't like people in my bubble and I have a serious dislike of people in general so this would be a legal ass kicking.

[Pezzle]

I'm kung fu obsessed and I have a damn good Sifu. I go to classes 3-4 times per week, to the point where I'll react with what I know at the drop of a hat.

I really..REALLY feel sorry for the person who tries to lotion me this year unsuspectingly. The past few years they just tried to sell me those nail buffer things and I like those. I'm allergic to a perfume or two and Tide, who knows what lotions might make me break out in itchy nasty hives? -baww- At least there's no anaphylaxis involved.

[Jack7957]

I tell them I am allergic, and get told "But it's all natural product!"

My wife bought me some "natural" deodorant, and it gives me a rash.

I have walked the long way around the mall just to avoid walking past these kiosks.

Check with mall management. One here, kiosk people are not allowed to talk to people unless approached, this includes charity groups. If enough people report them, they can lose their spot.

[Gerrinson]

Ah, good, that time of year again. Perhaps I'll have to post a repeat of last year's joy with them: http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ad.php?t=20756

Or maybe they'll have smartened up enough to stay the hell away from me.

Yeah, no, I don't really believe that.