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Once again, the Kinkoid displays unseemly, childish behavior. What is wrong with me? 
So I'm heading away from work today and this broad in one of these Rich Lady Boats comes up behind me and gets on my ass. I glance down and see that I'm actually going five or so miles over. So...get this...she starts honking at me.
I'm thinking, you know, you aren't supposed to tailgate, either, so why not pass? I mean the line's a solid yellow, but what the hell, right? In for a penny, in for a pound I always say. I mean, you're willing to speed, you're willing to tailgate, but you can't pass on the yellow?
So, of course, I slow way the hell down.
So now See You Next Tuesday is waving her arms in an aggravated manner behind me. She looks about ten to twenty years older than I am, dyed hair styled in one of those brittle, old fashioned do's, makup like Catherine the Frigging Great. I'm not in my van, I'm in the PT Cruiser, so I know she can see me. So I raise the obligatory digitus impudicus one uses in such situations.
She immediately makes what we'd recognize as the Classic Cat Butt Face.
I figure, hey, I'm in the cruiser, so the windows work, unlike in my van. So I roll down the window and let the bird fly in the breeze. Woman's face puckers up like her head's turning inside out. Encouraged, I start jabbing Birdy in various directions. It looks lonely, so I put her in forth and put my other hand out the window and let them tango a bit. In for a penny, in for a pound, right? I make a circle with one hand and pointed with the other and let them do a little public fucking out the window.
Man. Broad about popped a gasket at that point. And a four way stop was coming up, so I knocked it off, took her out of gear, and coasted to a stop.
I had a car in front of me, so I just turned around in my seat, leaned towards the back window, grinned, and waved vigorously. I wish I'd taken a picture, the look on her face was classic. But she didn't wave back. Bitch.
I was bitterly disappointed when I saw that she was going left behind me, as I was going straight.
Husband later said "You know, you shouldn't get that mad" when I told him about it. I was like, "Mad? Dude, I was laughing my butt off the whole time! You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine!"
I'm such an asshole.
So I'm heading away from work today and this broad in one of these Rich Lady Boats comes up behind me and gets on my ass. I glance down and see that I'm actually going five or so miles over. So...get this...she starts honking at me.
I'm thinking, you know, you aren't supposed to tailgate, either, so why not pass? I mean the line's a solid yellow, but what the hell, right? In for a penny, in for a pound I always say. I mean, you're willing to speed, you're willing to tailgate, but you can't pass on the yellow? So, of course, I slow way the hell down.
So now See You Next Tuesday is waving her arms in an aggravated manner behind me. She looks about ten to twenty years older than I am, dyed hair styled in one of those brittle, old fashioned do's, makup like Catherine the Frigging Great. I'm not in my van, I'm in the PT Cruiser, so I know she can see me. So I raise the obligatory digitus impudicus one uses in such situations.
She immediately makes what we'd recognize as the Classic Cat Butt Face.
I figure, hey, I'm in the cruiser, so the windows work, unlike in my van. So I roll down the window and let the bird fly in the breeze. Woman's face puckers up like her head's turning inside out. Encouraged, I start jabbing Birdy in various directions. It looks lonely, so I put her in forth and put my other hand out the window and let them tango a bit. In for a penny, in for a pound, right? I make a circle with one hand and pointed with the other and let them do a little public fucking out the window.
Man. Broad about popped a gasket at that point. And a four way stop was coming up, so I knocked it off, took her out of gear, and coasted to a stop.
I had a car in front of me, so I just turned around in my seat, leaned towards the back window, grinned, and waved vigorously. I wish I'd taken a picture, the look on her face was classic. But she didn't wave back. Bitch.
I was bitterly disappointed when I saw that she was going left behind me, as I was going straight.
Husband later said "You know, you shouldn't get that mad" when I told him about it. I was like, "Mad? Dude, I was laughing my butt off the whole time! You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine!"
I'm such an asshole.
@ catbutt-beeyotch
I mentioned to my husband how Whiner got all CBF when I lost it on her. I had to explain what that meant to him and he told me I was strange. 
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