So I went into my local bakery for a sausage roll. In front of me is the biggest mutant family ever. The mother is doing the order.
Mother: OK, I'll have one chocolate muffin.
The cashier walks to the other end of the bakery where the muffins are kept, gets it, wraps it, and returns.
Mother: And another chocolate muffin.
Cashier does the same again.
Mother: Another chocolate muffin.
Cashier is visably annoyed by this, but does it anyway.
Mother: And one more chocolate muffin.
Cashier: You know, you could have just said "Could I have four chocolate muffins please?"
Mother: Really? I didn't think you would remember that much!
I could tell the cashier died a little inside.
Mother: OK, I'll have one chocolate muffin.
The cashier walks to the other end of the bakery where the muffins are kept, gets it, wraps it, and returns.
Mother: And another chocolate muffin.
Cashier does the same again.
Mother: Another chocolate muffin.
Cashier is visably annoyed by this, but does it anyway.
Mother: And one more chocolate muffin.
Cashier: You know, you could have just said "Could I have four chocolate muffins please?"
Mother: Really? I didn't think you would remember that much!
I could tell the cashier died a little inside.
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