Update on stupid doctor???

[candyshopgirl]

So yesterday I went to see a different doctor because my asthma has been out of control lately.Anyways this new doctor is in the same place as my old doctor that got into trouble.(see old post.Basically my old doctor was writing scripts without seeing you and women were having sex with him for pills. Anyways hes in jail and yadda,yadda,yadda.Well I'm sitting there looking at a doggie magazine and in comes this woman.You could tell this woman wasn't right.Her hair was sticking up all directions,her shirt wasn't buttoned right,and she had shorts and sandals on in 40* weather.Anyways here it goes...

Woman-I need my pills
Nurse-okay do you have an appoinment?
Woman-NO I NEED MY FUCKING PILLS.

This went on for 20 mins.
Finally after cussing that would make a sailor blush the woman gives up.But then her equally unright daughter steps up and starts all over again.
But in the end the woman and her daughter give up and leave.I nudged my hubby and said look some of Dr ***** old patience. I swear this doctor should be

[Dips]

Hmmm. What are "fucking pills?" The latest street name for Viagra?

[Misanthropical]

Ask your doctor if "fucking pills" are right for you!

Side effects include:

~Yelling at people
~Being unable to dress yourself and/or brush your hair
~Your family making asses out of themselves
~Uncontrollable drooling
~Having sex with anyone in a white coat
~Stalking Raps
~Raiding Ree's fridge
~Sniffing MadMike's hair

So, if you need help, be sure to ask your doctor for "fucking pills" you'll be glad you did!

[Salted Grump]

Don't forget whining to Mis about not having access to a database that she has no right to access?

*pokes fun because I don't like being serious*

[Misanthropical]

Salted Grump, that is a side effect of taking "stupid pills" not "fucking pills" It's an easy mistake to make, since the pills look alike.

[The Gatekeeper]

Is it the Stupid Pills™ or the Fucking Pills™ that cause "anal leakage"? I would sure hope to get those two mixed up.

[Evil Queen]

And Mood swings and nausia.

Can't forget those. One minute you're a sweet little angel, the next you're a raging ball of claws and teeth.

[Jack7957]

Ask your doctor if "fucking pills" are right for you!

Side effects include:
~Having sex with anyone in a white coat

Need pics of the women before I decide to get a white coat.

[fireheart]

Hmmm. What are "fucking pills?" The latest street name for Viagra?

What is it with gutter minds and jokes?

In other words, "the pink ones keep you from going crazy."

What's the bet that she's not all female?

[Primer]

Is it the Stupid Pills™ or the Fucking Pills™ that cause "anal leakage"? I would sure hope to get those two mixed up.

Definitely the Fucking Pills™, but only if you engage in certain...er...activities.

[Rapscallion]

Ask your doctor if "fucking pills" are right for you!

Side effects include:

~Stalking Raps

I wondered why I'd had to introduce a ticket system...

Rapscallion

[BlaqueKatt]

~Having sex with anyone in a white coat

thank goodness my lab coat is blue!
I look oh so sexy in my goggles though!