There is a popular independent hamburger stand down the street from my shop. Recently, a car jumped the curb and smashed into the building, causing severe structural damage. The place is now not only closed, but red-tagged with large signs declaring UNSAFE STRUCTURE, DO NOT ENTER! There is a large tire-print on a caved-in brick wall, and two of the four support poles for the wooden overhang where you order/pickup are bent and folded over. The large wooden beam they hold up is split and splintered, and hanging down dangerously. There are two wooden benches smashed into smithereens, scattered across the area you'd stand to order, and the remaining benches are arranged as a barricade to this area, each festooned with a large TEMPORARILY CLOSED sign. On top of all this, there are several strings of yellow CAUTION tape, wrapped around the works. From all the way down the block, one can discern that the place AIN'T OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
So anyway, I was waiting for a traffic light, and I spot this numpty who has pulled into the usually crowded but now empty parking lot. He parked facing the caution tape and no less than six CLOSED signs. He got out and walked around the perimiter of the closed signs, staring intently at the menu board. Still looking at the menu board, he tried to pick his way through the caution tape, ducking under the splintered beam, trying to reach the holy grail of the ORDER HERE window, which was closed tight with yet another SORRY TEMPORARILY CLOSED sign smack in the middle of it. Watching his body language, I saw him slump in disappointment, then whirl and start walking away in obvious pissy disbelief that the place was NOT going to serve him food despite being on the verge of collapse!
It brightened my day that the hardworking immigrant owner, who is probably ruined now through no fault of his own, was not there to be yelled at by the SC.
So anyway, I was waiting for a traffic light, and I spot this numpty who has pulled into the usually crowded but now empty parking lot. He parked facing the caution tape and no less than six CLOSED signs. He got out and walked around the perimiter of the closed signs, staring intently at the menu board. Still looking at the menu board, he tried to pick his way through the caution tape, ducking under the splintered beam, trying to reach the holy grail of the ORDER HERE window, which was closed tight with yet another SORRY TEMPORARILY CLOSED sign smack in the middle of it. Watching his body language, I saw him slump in disappointment, then whirl and start walking away in obvious pissy disbelief that the place was NOT going to serve him food despite being on the verge of collapse!
It brightened my day that the hardworking immigrant owner, who is probably ruined now through no fault of his own, was not there to be yelled at by the SC.


He had to manually move all those barriers, walk around the tape and signs, and he still couldn't figure out that the place wasn't open for business?! It's mind-boggling how concrete-skulled dense some people can be.
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