Heh, this was just too funny. And I managed to not get involved for freaking once!
I was in line at Wal-Mart and there was an older man, probably in his 50's or so, ahead of me. There was someone else ahead of him getting rung up, so I was reading the National Enquirer and debating whether or not to buy a Chris Benoit action figure. I didn't think much of this at the time but the cashier was a young woman, obviously at least six months pregnant. The person ahead of us takes their stuff to go and the man steps up. And proceeds to make 4 errors in a row.
1. Doesn't finish unloading his cartful of groceries (this just annoyed me, I'm guessing, because I knew he'd have to come back to it and it would just be more time off my day).
2. Stepped around the counter with a DUMB grin on his face.
3. Put his hand on the cashier's belly.
4. Did this to a cashier he did not know.
Said cashier screams, draws back, and knocks the guy in the mouth with at least three rings on. And what was sad was during this I was just wondering how she was able to get those rings on her fingers because I thought pregnant women got swollen up...
Manager comes running, dude from the photography mini-store comes running, and dude starts screaming lawsuit. Manager escorts him to the door and comes back, tells the girl to take a break, and takes over checking me out.
And I didn't even drop my noodles, heh.
And yes, this is the same store as Seed Feed. I swear I'm going to switch to the other one across town...
I was in line at Wal-Mart and there was an older man, probably in his 50's or so, ahead of me. There was someone else ahead of him getting rung up, so I was reading the National Enquirer and debating whether or not to buy a Chris Benoit action figure. I didn't think much of this at the time but the cashier was a young woman, obviously at least six months pregnant. The person ahead of us takes their stuff to go and the man steps up. And proceeds to make 4 errors in a row.
1. Doesn't finish unloading his cartful of groceries (this just annoyed me, I'm guessing, because I knew he'd have to come back to it and it would just be more time off my day).
2. Stepped around the counter with a DUMB grin on his face.
3. Put his hand on the cashier's belly.
4. Did this to a cashier he did not know.
Said cashier screams, draws back, and knocks the guy in the mouth with at least three rings on. And what was sad was during this I was just wondering how she was able to get those rings on her fingers because I thought pregnant women got swollen up...
Manager comes running, dude from the photography mini-store comes running, and dude starts screaming lawsuit. Manager escorts him to the door and comes back, tells the girl to take a break, and takes over checking me out.
And I didn't even drop my noodles, heh.
And yes, this is the same store as Seed Feed. I swear I'm going to switch to the other one across town...



Or how about, "I'm not a Buddha statue or a magic lamp! Hands off!" 
If some idiot tried that with me, I might have punched him in the face, too.
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