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  • #1

    But I'm hungry!!

    So I was in one of my favourite bars last night (not my own!!) with some friends last night. As I am being served, a large group of middle aged customers comes up behind me. As they are ordering their drinks, they are being extremelly awkward and basically doing everything that would wind me up if I was behind the bar. They ordered their massive round of drinks one...painful...drink...at...a...time. They changed their minds constantly, and the guy buying the round had to ask which drink was a pepsi and which was a lemonade (argh!)

    As the poor suffering barmaid is serving them, one of the group starts looking at a menu.

    SC: Mmmm, I'm hungry, order me a burger!
    SC'S Friend: Oh, that big sign says they only serve food till 10...

    It is 10:45.

    SC: Just tell them I'm hungry! They'll understand!
    SCF: OK. I think I'll have a burger too!

    About five of the group agreed that they wanted burgers.

    SCF: And could I order five burgers...a round of nachos...and...
    Barmaid: Oh I'm sorry, food service stopped 45 minutes ago.
    SCF: I know, but we're hungry.
    Barmaid: I'm really sorry, but all the cooks have gone home.
    SCF: WHAT? But we're hungry!
    Barmaid: I am really sorry sir.

    The arguement went on for a couple of minutes more before he finally accepted he wasn't getting any food.
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    Wait, wait... they read the sign, acknowledged the words on it... and still tried to order food?

    ..where they TRYING to be dicks?
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    • #3
      .....as we all know, this means war.

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      • #4
        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
        Wait, wait... they read the sign, acknowledged the words on it... and still tried to order food?

        ..where they TRYING to be dicks?
        no, it just came naturally

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        • #5
          And continued even after being told there were no cooks. Fail indeed.

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          • #6
            Quoth PizzaDrone View Post
            And continued even after being told there were no cooks. Fail indeed.
            obviously they didn't care if they got raw hamburgers

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            • #7
              Quoth edible_hat View Post
              obviously they didn't care if they got raw hamburgers
              Heh heh m heh heh...

              For the hamburgers, toss a pile of raw ground chuck on the table.

              Nachos? A bag of Tostitos and a drum of that nacho cheez stuff.

              Just because there's no cooks doesn't have to mean no food, but it may not be the food they had in mind...
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              • #8
                Who the hell doesn't know the difference between Pepsi and lemonade?
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                • #9
                  Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                  Heh heh m heh heh...

                  For the hamburgers, toss a pile of raw ground chuck on the table.

                  Nachos? A bag of Tostitos and a drum of that nacho cheez stuff.

                  Just because there's no cooks doesn't have to mean no food, but it may not be the food they had in mind...
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                  • #10
                    Quoth Becks View Post
                    Who the hell doesn't know the difference between Pepsi and lemonade?
                    I'd say noone, but it was posted here so, someone who needs to have a lifguard toss him/her out of the gene pool.

                    and yes, I may get drunk, but I still recognize the difference in color, of pepsi and lemonade, and the difference in smell of regu;ar drink and diet drink.

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                    • #11
                      We have a pub across the parking lot from us that stops serving food at 10pm, also. I have told guests who inquire, and many of them actually respond with, "Oh, well I bet they would open the kitchen back up for me." No amount of telling them they won't (my brother is the kitchen manager over there) makes any dent in their EWness.

                      Have they ever reopened the kitchen? No.

                      Had a guy return & say, "Alls they would give me is chips."

                      No duh dumbass?
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