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  • A trip to the Diner

    So I went to go see Quantum of Solace on Friday with a good friend of mine, and since we only got to see a late showing, we went to a 24 hour diner to hang out at after the flick.

    First off, amazing food. I loved it, the burger was meticulously crafted and the appetizers (four cheese and pulled pork bbq quesadillas) were flipping awesome.

    And the service was spectacular. On the ball with everything, and we even got our main courses before we were done with the appetizers! A first! If only this diner weren't like an hour from where I lived, I'd be there all the time. Oh how I miss my old place already...

    Such service at 1:30 AM deserves commendation. Kudos to you, Diner of Conan (My nickname for it now), for you drink deeply from the blood of your enemies.

    As a side note, there was a hilariously bad conversation happening in the booth next to mine. Some mohawked kid was apparently trying to make up with his goth/emo-ish girl. This included such classics as:

    "I'm not the guy you met, I'm not the guy you've heard about, I'm someone you don't even know."
    and perhaps the best line ever:
    "I'm sorry that I killed your cat..."

    From that point on, all I could think of was Boondock Saints, and I had to struggle to keep from busting a gut laughing at the overwhelming Schadenfreude.

    Diner of Conan: A+
    Mohawk Kid: Please see me after class...
    Do not meddle in the affairs of insomniacs, for they are cranky and can do things to you while you sleep.

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  • #2
    Quoth Hotfoot View Post
    "I'm sorry that I killed your cat..."

    From that point on, all I could think of was Boondock Saints, and I had to struggle to keep from busting a gut laughing at the overwhelming Schadenfreude.
    "I will shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name!"
    "Skippy!"
    "Awww... what color was it, bitch?!"
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    • #3
      LMAO!!

      Jay beat me to it....

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      • #4
        Hell, I'm sure in a few years I won't be able to remember the name of my ex-girlfriend's cat. His name was Jynx, but we liked to call him The Fucking Cat.

        As in--

        (phone conversation)
        J2K: *blah blah chatter*
        GF: *chatter chatter blah YELP small thud*
        J2K: ...?
        GF: Fucking cat...

        Because Jynx had just decided to play "let's jump on Girlfriend's back with claws!"

        It was worse when I'd be at her place, and we'd be lying on the bed trying to get busy, and suddenly there's this furry face poking between us. "Hi, Jynx. (fucking cat)"
        PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

        There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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        • #5
          Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

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          • #6
            Quoth Chromatix View Post
            Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
            hmmmm fun stuff, me and my friends got into a debate on this, if Ceiling cat is God, and every time you masturbate God kills a kitten, does that mean that Ceiling cat is evil for killing kittens?

            We concluded that Ceiling cat and Basement cat are one in the same.

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            • #7
              No. Ceiling cat is orange.



              Ceiling cat is not god. These are two completely different concepts.

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              • #8
                if Ceiling cat is God, and every time you masturbate God kills a kitten
                wouldn't that make it Snuff Cat? watchin god killin the kittens?

                yeah im sick

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                • #9
                  This is why I prefer Basement Cat.
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