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  • I am SO getting coal for christmas...

    Yep, it's me. Been busy with work and now that everything is live, I'm off the hook for a while. May be moving soon, but that's not important. This little pair of stores are.


    Some kid is going to hate his grandmother... I was in game stop the other day, looking around at the various games and debating what I wanted. While it wasn't black friday, it was pretty close to it, so you can imagine how hectic things still were. While I was there, this elderly woman comes over to me and rather politely asks if I play games a lot. Looking down I affirm this, smiling all the while. she looks up at me innocently and asks "What's this odd letter in the corner mean?"

    Looking at the game, (GTA IV) I smile. "It's a rating. Kinda like a movie. That one's rated M. Mostly because of violence and sexual situations, but also foul language."

    As I say this, she grips her purse a bit tighter before saying to me "I don't want my little grandson playing that kind of junk. Is there anything that's not violent?"

    Shrugging I nodded. "E is for everyone, you could pick up one of those. Typically they're not violent."

    She beams at this and todders off, leaving me to my search. Few minutes later she comes by carrying a Dora the Explorer game and some others I couldn't quite make out. Beaming she holds up them proudly and informs me that she "Found some good ones." All was well...

    Or not.

    As I head up to check out, I over hear the lady talking to someone. Looking around I see this boy about fourteen or fifteen talking to her. She's politely informing him that she couldn't get the game he wanted for christmas, but she got a couple others that she's certain he's going to like.

    I am so dead if that kid ever finds me.

    Black and blue Monday Near where I live there is this small furniture store that provides a really cool service. If you need something shipped to you, but don't know if you'll be home when the object arrives, for a small fee you can get the object shipped to that store, and then pick it up when you return. Doesn't matter if the object is sold by the store or not, so long as you pay the fee, you can get it.

    We all know (as my previous story notes) how horrible things can be after Black Friday. The previous Monday was no different. Normally I wouldn't have gotten out of the house, but I had gotten a call from the furniture store. Some rugs I had ordered from overseas were in, and I could come pick them up.

    One short drive later, I pull into the store and head in. As I do so, I see a new computer desk that I'd like to have (and now do) but I know that I can't shop until I pick up my stuff. (Knowing me, I'd forget it.) So I head up front where the cashier is, and I wait a bit. When my turn comes I inform them that my name is Repsac Ghosty, and I'm here to pick up the rugs that just came in. The girl nods and says that it's going to take a bit for them to get them out of the back, but if I want to wait, she'll go. I tell her to just keep them behind the counter there and I'd be right back as I wanted to look at a desk.

    Ten minutes later, tag in hand, I'm standing in line behind a rather large and belligerent woman. The woman is quite upset at the cashier, demanding to see management.

    Oh fun, a sighting!

    After a few good bits of arguing, the cashier calls for a manager and the woman opts to turn around seeking support from others around her. Turning back to me she says in a huff "It's a bait and switch I tell you! They lure you in with one thing and then when you want to buy it they don't let you have it. There's a LAW!"

    Yeah right. Law...

    Still I was curious. So looking around to see what she was arguing about I see something that looks like a grass mat rolled up on the counter. That looks oddly familliar... Looking sidelong at the woman I asked softly "ma'am, where did you find that rug?"

    "Why, in a UPS box behind the counter! There's a couple more back there, you better get them before anyone else does!" With that comment she points back over the counter to a box.



    Oh hell no you didn't....

    When the manager got back he spotted the rug on the counter, the ones opened behind said counter in the box, and one very terrified cashier. His face turned a very nice shade of puce before he rather curtly informed the woman that the rug was not for sale, and proceded to remove it from the counter and her possession. She tried to snatch it from him with a petulant "why not?"

    "Because the gentleman standing behind you special ordered that from a company online and had it shipped to the store. You would have figured this out if you had been smart enough to read the UPS tracking ticket, and the big note in white paper "Hold for Mr. Repsac."

    She had the gall to actually pull the "I'm never shopping here again" stunt before she stormed out.

    (Note: Best anyone could figure, the woman waited till the cashier was distracted or helping another customer, cut the box open with their keyes and pulled a rug/mat out of the box.)
    Learn wisdom by the follies of others.

  • #2
    Was any part of your rug visible from within the UPS packaging?
    If not, then I wonder if she makes a habit of opening mail that is tucked seemingly out of sight...
    BTW, glad to have you back!
    Last edited by Ree; 12-07-2008, 04:57 AM. Reason: Fixed tag
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    • #3
      Hrm....I wonder if UPS falls under the same rules as standard post, legally speaking. In which case it would have been so cool to say: "Maam, I'm going to need your name and contact information as interfering with anothers mail is a felony offense and you appear to have no problem with it!"
      Bark like a chicken!

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      • #4
        Mail tampering is an arrestable offense, is it not? If so, you should've had the dumb bitch arrested.
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        Believe dat.

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        • #5
          Quoth KaySquirrel View Post
          I kinda feel for the kid. I mean, Dora the Explorer? C'mon!
          My brother, who will be turning 25 in nine days, loves Dora... he says it makes him feel 'SMRT!', cause, 'It's always to the right!'
          "I call murder on that!"

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          • #6
            Quoth Juwl View Post
            My brother, who will be turning 25 in nine days, loves Dora... he says it makes him feel 'SMRT!', cause, 'It's always to the right!'
            Dammit, Juwl! You made me snort rootbeer! Gah, my nose!
            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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            • #7
              How the heck did she even know there were rugs in the box?

              Does she make a habit of just grabbing boxes from behind customer service and opening them to see if there's anything good in them?

              Why would she just grab rugs and demand them when she wouldn't even know the price? I assume, since you ordered them online, there weren't any price tags on them. They could have been any price.

              The grandmother with the games needs to learn to look at the recommended ages that are usually pretty clear on the Dora games. If she saw the rating and questioned it, one would think she would also see the recommended ages.
              Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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              • #8
                Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                Dammit, Juwl! You made me snort rootbeer! Gah, my nose!
                Hey! That's a direct quote from my brother.
                Of course, in my defense, I have a distinct pleasure center for kid's movies.
                Of course, I also kinda think the stroke rewired my mind...
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  Okay, I'll darn your brother to heck for 15 minutes. But YOU repeated it!

                  Stroke? What stroke?
                  Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                  Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                    Okay, I'll darn your brother to heck for 15 minutes. But YOU repeated it!

                    Stroke? What stroke?
                    The defining moment of my life, I had a series of strokes just before my 18th birthday.
                    Long story short? The doctors found NO cause for it.
                    And, upon re-entering the world at large after PT and OT, I started to think really deeply about everything. Seriously, I started to think about ways to prove the things everyone knows by rote. "That's just 'up' because someone told you it is. 'Up' is a word, it means nothing directly, it's a damn good start, but you can't really trust what everyone tells you. Nothing's absolute."

                    PM me if you want more detail about any of that.
                    "I call murder on that!"

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                    • #11
                      About UPS falling under the federal rules concerning USPS....I'll ask the next time I run into the UPS driver who delivers to the same coin shop I deliver to. But I don't think they do.

                      As for Dora...my cousin is in love with Dora and boos whenever Diego comes on the screen. My cousin is five...and is well on his way to being trilingual like one of his older sisters. Now if he's a good grandson he'll do what I had to do once...play the kiddy games with Grandma present and then 'share' them with my friends later. Of course Mom helped me share them and got me Ecco....I loved Ecco...


                      BTW Welcome home Repsac, we missed you.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Ree View Post
                        The grandmother with the games needs to learn to look at the recommended ages that are usually pretty clear on the Dora games. If she saw the rating and questioned it, one would think she would also see the recommended ages.
                        It would seem there is a small subset of grandmothers that assume their teenage grandchildren are perpetually five... and possibly a girl. If he's a good kid, he'll pretend to be happy with them, then quietly exchange them after Christmas.

                        At least she didn't make him a giant pink bunny suit. ^_^

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                        • #13
                          The recommended ages aren't always right... though they are reasonable guides. Following them (and using common sense) usually means you won't embarrass anyone.

                          I say this because I've just got a set of three jigsaw puzzles for my little daughter.

                          She's 3. The puzzles are 100, 200 and 500 pieces. The 200-piece one says "ages 6-8" on it.

                          But I think she'll enjoy them anyway, because she's actually very clever (like her dad, ahem), and I like to encourage these tendencies. The 500-piece puzzle is easier than it sounds, because it's made of many small pictures that are easy to distinguish. I figure that even if she needs help to get started, she'll like the challenge.

                          Now as for her grandma... I have absolutely no idea what she'll come up with. I do hope it's better than her birthday present was.

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                          • #14
                            Ah, Repsac, how do you find yourself in all of these funny situations? Glad you are back.

                            I don't want to know what happens when that kid finds out his grandmother got him a Dora the Explorer video game but, I hope he doesn't say anything to her. Of course, this is good lesson on how to be a gracious recieve. Well, lets hope the other games she got aren't so bad.

                            Now on the with woman who open up the UPS package I think it might be illegal but again it might only apply to USPS mail. Anyway an SC got their deserts.
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                            • #15
                              My youngest son is 10 and would hate me forever if I bought him a Dora game!

                              His grandmother (my MIL) when she does buy things for my children are overly religious obviously very used toys. So, she isn't high on the "what a wonderful grandma" list with them.

                              As for the second story, who goes behind the counter and opens things that do not belong to them? Who told that woman that that behavior is ever acceptable?
                              Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!

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