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  • My first set of sightings!

    Wow, my first set of sightings!

    So today Lupo and I went shopping. I seem to mellow out her sightings (see the great melon Molester thread she posted for details) whenever I'm with her. But today was... a day.

    We went shopping for graduation clothes today; the great hunt for The Dress and shoes. We found some great clothes but the shoes elude us. But this post isn't about that, now is it?

    But.. that was my spot!

    Teresa (my Saturn) is idle, turn signal blinking, waiting patiently for some guy to pull out of the parking spot so I can park the car and go into one of Houston's ritzy-er malls when some buttmunch swoops in from behind the vehicle backing out of the space and snags my parking spot! Grr!!! Didn't you see me waiting there, you jerk?!

    A little bit of faith in humanity... restored.

    While fuming about the stolen parking spot, some woman comes up (I hadn't moved forward yet at this point) and taps on the passenger side window. Lupo rolls it down and talks to the lady; she was two spots further down and said she was on her way out, we can have her spot! Yay!

    I know, it's a silly thing to complain about and a silly thing to be happy over too, but she was so nice about it! The lady pulled up next to my car before I took her spot and wished us both a happy holiday, so we thanked her and wished her the same! I felt so happy for some reason, I told Lupo I wanted to give her a present.

    "I always depended on the kindness of strangers."

    A moment here; while eating lunch, Lupo and I were asked by a lady to watch her two kids (approximately 8 years old, I think) while she went to get food. It was easy though; the woman was only gone for a few minutes and the kids were nice enough to stay in the chairs.
    We considered it to be a "pay it forward" thing from the previous niceness done in the parking lot.

    Didn't I see you before?

    Throughout the day, I swear to $deity, there was this white SUV monstrosity that was following us all over town! The jerk swirved in and out of traffic, speeding, not using his turn signal, stopping far too quickly, and just being a general nuisance.
    Twat.

    I'm such a bad friend
    Self sighting here.

    Some creepy guy was being a little too friendly to Lupo when we went into his store to look at shoes. He kept asking if he was invited to the graduation party (we told him we were looking for nice shoes for graduation) and being... *shiver*
    I was a very bad friend and escaped saying I was going to look for shoes myself. I know, I was a bad girl. And not a in a good way. But man, that guy just creeped me out to no end! And I'm tiny! Lupo's six foot tall!
    I'm still sorry Lupo!
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    Quoth Evil Queen View Post

    Didn't I see you before?

    Throughout the day, I swear to $deity, there was this white SUV monstrosity that was following us all over town! The jerk swirved in and out of traffic, speeding, not using his turn signal, stopping far too quickly, and just being a general nuisance.
    Twat.
    ok, one of two things... either this guy is incredibly fast and was able to make it to Salt Lake today also sense I saw him on my way to Village Inn this morning, or you were in Salt Lake and never told me... are you holding out on my EQ
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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    • #3
      Are you nuts? If I was in SLC, I would totally hunt you down and make you take me to lunch!
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #4
        EQ, if I took you out to lunch though my mother might get the wrong idea... after all, young man taking a fine looking young lady such as yourself out... might get her hopes up
        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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        • #5
          Ooo, can Fenrus come too? I love crushing the dreams of mothers.
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #6
            Ah ha! So that's where Our Lady of Textbooks has been! EQ kidnapped her!

            Lupo's six foot tall!
            *hides*
            Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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            • #7
              Quoth otakuneko View Post
              Ah ha! So that's where Our Lady of Textbooks has been! EQ kidnapped her!


              Nah, I've just been bogged down with finals and being sick, and work and sorting out graduation and all sorts of fun stuff. Fear not!! I still have SC stories out the wazoo to post. Eventually...

              But EQ did kidnap me and it was all sorts of fun...except for the creepy shoe salesman who tried to invite himself to my graduation and also tried to convince me that banana yellow peep toe pumps with a huge farking rhinestone buckle across the toe were Teh Awesome. >.<

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              • #8
                Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                tried to convince me that banana yellow peep toe pumps with a huge farking rhinestone buckle across the toe were Teh Awesome. >.<
                ..........I can't decide whether to gag, shudder in horror, or die laughing.

                I'm having difficulty in breathing seeing as my reaction is to do all three at the same exact time.

                I may need a defibrillator to restart my heart after my heart attack.
                Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                • #9
                  Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                  <snip>...except for the creepy shoe salesman who tried to invite himself to my graduation and also tried to convince me that banana yellow peep toe pumps with a huge farking rhinestone buckle across the toe were Teh Awesome. >.<
                  That...is truly horrifying. Ick ew ew ew EW. And that's just the shoes.

                  As for the guy? Totally creepy. *shudder*
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                  • #10
                    Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                    tried to convince me that banana yellow peep toe pumps with a huge farking rhinestone buckle across the toe were Teh Awesome. >.<
                    I...don't know whether to ask for pics or not.

                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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                    • #11
                      Aww, well hope you feel better. I finished my finals last week and immediately went to sell my books back.

                      Guess what? Got almost a third of what I originally paid. Not too bad.
                      (I went to the 3rd party store, since I got a hot tip they were looking for books for one of my classes in particular)
                      Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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                      • #12
                        damnit people are having to much fun outside of arizona

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                        • #13
                          Quoth otakuneko View Post
                          Aww, well hope you feel better. I finished my finals last week and immediately went to sell my books back.

                          Guess what? Got almost a third of what I originally paid. Not too bad.
                          (I went to the 3rd party store, since I got a hot tip they were looking for books for one of my classes in particular)

                          Aw, thanks for the well wishes! 1/3 back? Not too bad, I suppose... Except with my company, if we're using the book, we pay anywhere from 30-60% back of the new prices. Sliding scale, naturally, but not too shabby, I don't think. We average out at about 40% back. And still people aren't happy. Geh.

                          I'm assuming you didn't go SC, and for that I thank you and salute you!


                          Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
                          damnit people are having to much fun outside of arizona
                          Er...if you really really want, I'll send it your way. I've had more than my share of "fun". Srsly. >.>

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                          • #14
                            Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post
                            ...except for the creepy shoe salesman who tried to invite himself to my graduation and also tried to convince me that banana yellow peep toe pumps with a huge farking rhinestone buckle across the toe were Teh Awesome. >.<
                            Only if you're wearing a big yellow outfit and you want to make yourself look like a human Chiquita banana. o.O
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                              Only if you're wearing a big yellow outfit and you want to make yourself look like a human Chiquita banana. o.O
                              And given that I'm a rather big, curvy girl, me wearing yellow increases the chances of that occurring exponentially. Not to mention, wearing yellow makes me look like a corpse...so I avoid yellow. >.<

                              <shudder> Creepy shoe salesman scawy. Have I mentioned how traumatic it was, EQ. And you LEFT me. <Sob!!>

                              She lefted me...she truly is evil...



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