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So heres how to NOT spend a Saturday night:
*Start off being an homeless, umemployed, mentally unbalanced man (that part he cant totally help, I know)
*Pick up a married woman at a bar.
*Proceed to go home with said woman.
*Start to "freak" married woman.
*In the middle of the "freaking", attempt to pick up the married woman youre freaking.
*Somehow, whilst attempting to pick up woman FALL OVER AND BREAK your ankle.
Yes folks, this man BROKE his ankle while he was doing the nasty. Holy shit.
Now this ordinarily wouldnt be in sightings but this man was a grade A ASSHOLE!!
He began by telling everyone how he was going to sue the woman he had been freaking when the break occured, b/c she was negligent in NOT calling an ambulance and instead, driving him to the hospital herself.( Uh ...what?)
Then keep complaining of being in pain and crying about it (which I can understand) then bitch that the pain medication makes you too tired.
After being tranfered to the actual operating room, tell them you have to pee and be handed a urinal. Then put your penis in the urinal and fall asleep, while youre in the middle of being transfered from one bed to another and you still have questions that NEED to be answered before we can begin.
You also get bonus points for yelling at the nurses to "RELAX" while theyre asking you things that need to be answered.
This guy was a jerk.
*Start off being an homeless, umemployed, mentally unbalanced man (that part he cant totally help, I know)
*Pick up a married woman at a bar.
*Proceed to go home with said woman.
*Start to "freak" married woman.
*In the middle of the "freaking", attempt to pick up the married woman youre freaking.
*Somehow, whilst attempting to pick up woman FALL OVER AND BREAK your ankle.
Yes folks, this man BROKE his ankle while he was doing the nasty. Holy shit.
Now this ordinarily wouldnt be in sightings but this man was a grade A ASSHOLE!!
He began by telling everyone how he was going to sue the woman he had been freaking when the break occured, b/c she was negligent in NOT calling an ambulance and instead, driving him to the hospital herself.( Uh ...what?)
Then keep complaining of being in pain and crying about it (which I can understand) then bitch that the pain medication makes you too tired.
After being tranfered to the actual operating room, tell them you have to pee and be handed a urinal. Then put your penis in the urinal and fall asleep, while youre in the middle of being transfered from one bed to another and you still have questions that NEED to be answered before we can begin.
You also get bonus points for yelling at the nurses to "RELAX" while theyre asking you things that need to be answered.
This guy was a jerk.
I wonder how she's going to explain all this to her husband. Must be one jolly Christmas at their house this year.
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