Stupidity is Contagious

[Pagan]

i......wh.............b..........so neither one knew what a submarine was? Um.....wow. I must say I've met a lot of stupid people but these two take the cake! Or should I say sub? Oh I slay me sometimes...

Oh, they know what a submarine is....it's a sandwich. Now, quit trying to trick us and apologize!

BTW - You're a legend in your own mind you are.

With the PA, AmethystSquirrel, for all intents and purposes, is her husband.

So many jokes....

[MystyGlyttyr]

...I'm just going to hope...

Is there any chance Jane was Candy, trying to pretend to be a manager, just because she was ticked at you for trying to trick her? So maybe there is only just one of them?

[Eggmont]

My brain hurts.

[Calud]

Wow, like talking to a breadstick, only reason the breadstick is better is that it doesn't answer... and probably tastes better.

[Akasa]

I can't tell you how funny I find this.

[Becks]

Ooooooooooh, I can feel my brain trying to escape.

It's throbbing.

[BethB]

And all this time the Navy had my brother stationed on a sandwich instead of a hollow metal tube. Dang!

[Mike Taylor]

Wow, like talking to a breadstick, only reason the breadstick is better is that it doesn't answer... and probably tastes better.

I believe it was one Arnold J Rimmer who once said, "I'd get more sense out of a squashed hedgehog."

[Mike Taylor]

If I'm not mistaken, the military takes a dim view of their personnel being jerked around by civilians. Can those of you who have served corroborate this?

[malmalthekiller]

Buh

What?

I....

This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

I can't believe two people in the same company made the same stupid mistake.

[Nyoibo]

I really want to hear the call log of this.

[PepperElf]

If I'm not mistaken, the military takes a dim view of their personnel being jerked around by civilians. Can those of you who have served corroborate this?

some companies have been banned by the military for screwing over service members, though not usually any giant nation-wide companies. usually it's just bars or dangerous locations. tho i did see a fence company on the list once.

not to mention having access to a legal department.

but oooo i'd love to be a fly on the wall if those two airheads were yelled at for being that stupid.

[RootedPhoenix]

Is there anywhere that even remotely suggests bread to you? How did they not learn what a submarine was at the same time as their ABCs? Some people...

Should have asked them where they thought The Beatles were living all these years

*sings*
We all live in a french bread loaf....
a french bread loaf..
a french bread loaf..

*ahem*

Seriously, though, how does one enter adulthood without knowing about submarine boats?

[Mara-chan]

These people don't watch movies or TV either....

The Hunt for Red October did not take place in a sandwich shop.

They didn't visit the Titanic with a ham and swiss.

Harrison Ford didn't tie himself to a turkey club in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Das Boot wasn't a shoe.

It was SeaQUEST DSV, not SeaQUIZNOS.

Not to mention the James Bond movies, Goldmember, tons of WWII movies, the Abyss, at least 2 anime series, and both the movie and ride for 20,000 leagues under the sea.

What bubble do those people live in?


Although "As useless as a screen door on a sandwich" would still apply.




Oh, and BTW... I'm one of the biggest technogeeks around, always getting the latest and greatest technology... and *I* do not have a cell phone. I hate them. I'll post on why at some other time but basically if I'm out and about I don't want people to call me.

[AmethystSquirrel]

...I'm just going to hope...

Is there any chance Jane was Candy, trying to pretend to be a manager, just because she was ticked at you for trying to trick her? So maybe there is only just one of them?

I Never thought of that! I was so aggravated at this point that I wasn't listening closely.....