Stupidity is Contagious

[SnapAddict218]

Well damn it. All I want is a sammich now.

[Cats]

...honestly I didn't even know "submarines" were sandwiches! So, ever being the idiot, I looked it up, and found out it's just an ordinary sub, and the reason I never understood the connection is because NO ONE I have ever known actually calls it a "submarine"; just "Sub". When I heard the word, I think of the water vessel, and nothing else.

Apparently to that dummy, the opposite was true.

[blas]

So......is there still a chance I can be one woman on a large sandwich with thousands of men?

[Amina516]

I..just cant comprehend how you can come across 2 people that are both flaming idiots and try to tell you your husband cant fish off a sandwich.

This makes me want to quit life. (no, not suicide...just quit being a human d/t all the idiots out there.)

[PepperElf]

So......is there still a chance I can be one woman on a large sandwich with thousands of Seamen?

fixed



just be careful what you wish for. on some of the older ones they still have to hot-rack. meaning there are less beds than people so you have to share & take turns using the same bed. (better hope the other guy has good hygiene!)

[taxguykarl]

My brain huuuurrrrrrts.

We have to remove it -John Cleese in Gumby Brain Specialist, LOL.

And these people DRIVE! Scary.

Even scarier, they vote and procreate.

My question is how did AmethystSquirrel manage to keep her IQ points while listening to these morons?

How did these Idiocracy extras get jobs that require intelligence?

[blas]

The biggest issue of all is that, for some reason, the dumber the person, the faster the sperm or the more fertile the woman! It's amazing, a very bad amazing. Some of the stupidest men have the fastest, strongest sperm and some of the dumbest women have the most active of ovaries, which ploop eggs out more often than IPF farts....it's mind boggling!

[PepperElf]

uuuggghhh. i swear i think i lost brain cells from watching that movie.

but that might explain what happened to the people from the OP... they were the source characters!

and yeah i can see them in that movie, swearing up and down about the sub being a sammich and not a boat.

(tho i bet the bitch in the OP really did pretend to be the manager...cos she probably looked it up and saw how stupid she'd been and didn't want to let anyone else know)

[Eireann]

Okay, here's an idea for a double feature for the dynamic duo:

Yellow Submarine

and

A Hero Ain't Nothing but a Sandwich

[marty]

I...I...I...well.

So you're telling me...that in WWII the Germans fought naval battles in U-Sammiches?

[Danno]

I too would rather believe that it was the same person on the phone twice, because I really don't want to wrap my head around the idea that two people that phenomenally stupid could end up working together. The odds seem staggering. Maybe since they're in the same proximity they used to share the same rock to live under.

[derangedperson]

Wow.

They should just strap a bike helmet and a drool bib on these morons and point them towards the nearest short bus.

[froglet]

It was SeaQUEST DSV, not SeaQUIZNOS.

That cracked me up!

I...I...I...well.

So you're telling me...that in WWII the Germans fought naval battles in U-Sammiches?

Well, would explain why they lost! bwahaha!
couldnt help myself...

[boringscreenname]

Wow! They definitely weren't the shiniest coins in the fountain.

[Skeksin]

Captains log: We have been adrift in the sea for the past month. Supplies are out. I had to shoot another crewman for trying to eat the sub. I knew this ship was bad news the moment I was assigned. I mean...come on! A Quiznos class ship named The Turkey Club? Idiots.....