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Nearly hit head-on at the ATM
It's criminal, the way some people around here obtain drivers licenses.
So I was headed to the ATM at my bank to withdraw some money. I was approaching the ATM when around the corner zipped a car GOING THE WRONG WAY forcing me to hit my brakes and let the oncoming car pull up to the ATM.
This meant the passenger was the one actually using the ATM and not the driver. Of course she had to swipe her card about 4 times before doing her transaction ("Duh-uhh, how do you work this thing? I do not know how, because I am stupid. My husband drove the wrong way so I could use the ATM. Isn't he stupid? Let's be stupid together! Duh-uhhhhh!")
As they were leaving, I saw the passenger give me kind of a dirty look and I yelled at the car "Excuse me, good sir and madam, but I believe you are both lackwits of biblical proportions." Actually, no I didn't. The actual verbiage was a lot shorter and a lot coarser.
Methinks somebody needs to watch some more Sesame Street until they figure out how arrows work.
So I was headed to the ATM at my bank to withdraw some money. I was approaching the ATM when around the corner zipped a car GOING THE WRONG WAY forcing me to hit my brakes and let the oncoming car pull up to the ATM.
This meant the passenger was the one actually using the ATM and not the driver. Of course she had to swipe her card about 4 times before doing her transaction ("Duh-uhh, how do you work this thing? I do not know how, because I am stupid. My husband drove the wrong way so I could use the ATM. Isn't he stupid? Let's be stupid together! Duh-uhhhhh!")
As they were leaving, I saw the passenger give me kind of a dirty look and I yelled at the car "Excuse me, good sir and madam, but I believe you are both lackwits of biblical proportions." Actually, no I didn't. The actual verbiage was a lot shorter and a lot coarser.
Methinks somebody needs to watch some more Sesame Street until they figure out how arrows work.
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