Wait your damn turn.

[spookysonata]

I actually WENT INSIDE at McD's the other day. DT line was way long and I had to get home to the little one so my hubs could get ready for work. Anyhoo, I'm placing my order:

Me: "Yes, I'd like a double cheeseburger, and-"
Rude asshole, barging to the front of the line: "Is there a pay phone here?"
Me:
Sweet old lady cashier:
RA: "DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE IS A PAYPHONE HERE?"
Me: No. Thank you, excuse me.
SOLC: "your total is $x.xx"
RA: "Oh you're WELCOME!"
Me, trying to enter my pin number but RA is RIGHT OVER MY SHOULDER: "Excuse me."
RA, sarcastically: "Oh, am I in your way?"
Oh, buddy.
Me: "Yes, you are. I was ordering and you just butted right the hell in, no excuse me, no can I ask a question. Wait your turn."
The woman behind me then offered him her cell phone if it would just be "a quick call" and he made a remark about how SOME PEOPLE are ignorant. I said, "I learned about turns in kindergarten."

When I left 10 mins. later he was still on the lady's phone. Lesson: don't be nice to assholes.

[tropicsgoddess]

Reminds me of this quote from The Longest Yard (the remake) "Why you bein' a McAsshole?!" Here's a big McFish to knock some sense in that blockhead of his.

[otakuneko]

I have a good excuse never to lend my phone to someone. It's called a prepaid Sidekick plan.
Fifteen cents a minute. Oi.

[malmalthekiller]

God, what a Neanderthal.

I never let anyone borrow my phone. Ever.

People come up to the service desk all the time asking to use the phone.

Management doesn't allow customers to use the phones unless it's a specific purpose that they approve, so I have to say no. I tell them there's a payphone outside, and they stare at me blankly.

Can I use your phone?

Blink.

Absolutely not.

[Becks]

I'm not even keen on my fiance using my phone.

He has his own. Is it my fault he might have burned through the 700 or so minutes on his plan?

[One-Fang]

Meh, on the other side of the equation I'm very glad a young lady let me use hers. Police had blocked off our street and I didn't have mine as I was "only" popping out to pick up dinner. So here I was, unable to get home, and no way to tell his nibs what was going on. Fortunately, one of the drivers behind me was a lovely young lady who graciously allowed me to use her phone. I dialled, explained, and hung up. Under 1 minute.

If she hadn't ... would have been a very strange (and expensive) evening.