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    I saw this a few days ago now...
    At a pizza buffet I eat at regularly... I show up as the high school is letting out for lunch. Two booths are taken up by "OMG!" Valley girls, and their current arm candy...
    I notice a worker get called over, as one of the girls noticed the type of pizza she special ordered on the buffet, but hadn't been brought the slices she ordered... she's pissy because the chain prides themselves on customer service, and she 'ordered' that kind of pizza, and has her order cone...
    Worker goes and grabs her order, and delivers it, and asks if she would like anything else? Nothing just then...
    But he returns, and asks if she would like any of the desserts?
    "Mmm, yes, cinnamon rolls?"
    "How many?"
    "Uh... uh..."
    "What if I just bring you the whole tray?"
    "Sure."
    Worker wanders off, and I'm just sitting there, observing, thinking, "Oh, yeah, they don't want all those, and why do they get preference on the desserts?"
    Worker brings back two plates of cinnamon rolls, and hands them to valley girl. He walks off, Valley girl goes, "Oh my God! I didn't really think he'd bring them all over." And turns around over the booth back to offer the other table one of the plates.

    Five minutes later, I see both tables leave, and half of the cinnamon rolls are still on the plates.
    "I call murder on that!"

  • #2
    Hmm.

    Pizza buffet. Special order slices off the buffet. Cones. Workers taking the slices directly to your table....

    CICI'S!
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #3
      Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
      CICI'S!
      Yessir. Indeed, the Cici's.
      *hugs the horse* Grats on figuring out the setting. Now find the falling action.
      "I call murder on that!"

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      • #4
        Our CiCi's don't do that but then our CiCi's also have about a two inch crust with very little toppings. But I do like the mac and cheese pizza...what can I say? it's a vice.

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        • #5
          What a waste of cinnamon rolls.

          And now I want some.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
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          • #6
            Please stop now.

            I want the Cici's and I can't has Cici's.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              We're supposed to get a Cici's sometime this year near my area of the city. Originally it was going to be on the other side, but then something happened and they decided to locate it over here. Just don't know exactly where, just that they were scouting locations.

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              • #8
                Man now I want some CiCi's......but I'm at work....Now I'm gonna be craving pizza for the remainder of my shift!

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                • #9
                  Man I would never waste a cinnamon roll!! That's like an ultimate evil, man. Though seriously I am a firm believer on not being wasteful. Where accessable I get a to go box and eat it at home later. Which those girls ever get into the real world they'll realize (hopefully) that money doesn't grow on trees and the working people aren't just there to be their servants.

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                  • #10
                    Wait.....

                    Pizza buffet? As in... all you can eat pizza? YOU HAVE ALL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA IN THE US?

                    That's it! I'm packing! I'm moving there! who can get me a room cheap? I guess any salary should cover a small room and daily pizza buffets... that's all I need
                    I pet animals, I rescue insects, I hug trees.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Bliss View Post
                      Wait.....

                      Pizza buffet? As in... all you can eat pizza? YOU HAVE ALL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA IN THE US?

                      That's it! I'm packing! I'm moving there! who can get me a room cheap? I guess any salary should cover a small room and daily pizza buffets... that's all I need
                      Yes we do!

                      I can't get you a cheap room, as I'm still looking myself (long story). Sorry.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Bliss View Post
                        Wait.....

                        Pizza buffet? As in... all you can eat pizza? YOU HAVE ALL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA IN THE US?

                        That's it! I'm packing! I'm moving there! who can get me a room cheap? I guess any salary should cover a small room and daily pizza buffets... that's all I need
                        Yes. Yes we do.

                        I'm going to need a Traveling Companion in the near future (I need someone to pull the hotdog cart while I drive the RV and pull the motorcycle) to keep an eye on my Pup during the 4-6 hours I'm set up someplace. Dun wanna leave Puppy alone in the RV.
                        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          Please stop now.

                          I want the Cici's and I can't has Cici's.
                          QFT. We're just over the NY border, so we get the ads on TV, but I'm not driving 170 miles for a $5 buffet.

                          (No lie. The store locator puts that as the closest to my zip code. )
                          Any day you're looking down at the dirt instead of up at the dirt is a good day.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Bliss View Post
                            Wait.....

                            Pizza buffet? As in... all you can eat pizza? YOU HAVE ALL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA IN THE US?

                            That's it! I'm packing! I'm moving there! who can get me a room cheap? I guess any salary should cover a small room and daily pizza buffets... that's all I need
                            Two rooms in an attic, about to become available as soon as I move. And a CiCi's and a Godfathers, both with buffets, less than two miles away.

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                            • #15
                              Went early to the Cici's yesterday, and ran into the same gaggle of valley girl wannabes, no arm candy this time.
                              And the same worker went over to them after they just sat down... to help them 'more personally'...
                              I went to the buffet for my second helping, and overheard the worker telling another worker, "She's hot..."
                              And all the pieces clicked together.

                              And, seeing as I really need to control my spending, and lose weight, I really should stop going to Cici's...
                              "I call murder on that!"

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