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Friday night,after work, I decided to treat my sister to a local coffeehouse, as she had never been there before. The place is very small and once it gets packed, it's all squishy in there.
I was talking to Plaidman on my cellphone and got in line. Even though the place is packed,it is painfully obvious where the line is formed.
The person in front of me is placing their order, so I tell Plaidman I have to go because not only is the place loud, but it is almost my turn to order. Didn't want to be a sucky customer.
So, it is our turn and the person in front of us moved forward. My sister is standing in front of me and starts to step up to the counter to place her order.
All of a sudden, a guy came out of nowhere and almost knocked my sister over. Sissy McGoddess moved out of the way just in time. The cashier looked at us with what seems to be a "help me" look.
The guy ordered his hot chocolate and moved forward. We,the Sisters McGoddess, ordered our caffeinated treats and enjoyed our night there, as one can see in my avatar.
If that guy would have knocked my sister over, I SWEAR to the GODS OF JELLY that I would have started in on him and he would have had to pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the redemption of his soul.
I was talking to Plaidman on my cellphone and got in line. Even though the place is packed,it is painfully obvious where the line is formed.
The person in front of me is placing their order, so I tell Plaidman I have to go because not only is the place loud, but it is almost my turn to order. Didn't want to be a sucky customer.
So, it is our turn and the person in front of us moved forward. My sister is standing in front of me and starts to step up to the counter to place her order.
All of a sudden, a guy came out of nowhere and almost knocked my sister over. Sissy McGoddess moved out of the way just in time. The cashier looked at us with what seems to be a "help me" look.
The guy ordered his hot chocolate and moved forward. We,the Sisters McGoddess, ordered our caffeinated treats and enjoyed our night there, as one can see in my avatar.
If that guy would have knocked my sister over, I SWEAR to the GODS OF JELLY that I would have started in on him and he would have had to pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster for the redemption of his soul.
At least coffee was good, and Blueberry muffins!
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