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  • Slowly back away from the table.

    Not really sucky, but this was weird. LOL

    So, I was in Borders tonight (yay!!), and I was browsing around the front part of the store. I happened to be at a table NEXT to the table with all the *ahem* Twilight stuff on it. There was also a tall girl in front of the Twilight table, at another table browsing.

    One of the girls that works there comes over to the Twilight table and sits some stuff on it down, and loudly says into her earpiece "I just put the last 6 Twilight DVDs down on the table. Thats it..theres no more." and walks away.

    So, the girl who was at the other table stiffens when she hears what the worker girl just said and slowly straightens up. She turns her head slowly, and looking at me through the corner of her eye while slowly backing away from the table. Shes starts to turn around SLOWLY while still making sure to keep me in her vision and then grabs a DVD quickly....and then runs. I shit you not, she ran with that damn DVD to the register and paid.

    I LMAO'd for like 10 minutes after that.

    Twilight madness?

  • #2
    "That's alright dear, I'm only interested in vampires, you know, non-sparkly killer creatures of the night."
    If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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    • #3
      I came across a relevant joke in a banner ad today:

      It must be hard to be Catholic and gay.

      It's easier than being a Jehovah's Witness and a vampire.
      "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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      • #4
        Seriously, as soon as I would have seen her keeping an eye on me, I would have been running towards that table...juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust to see what she would have done.

        I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

        Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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        • #5
          Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
          Seriously, as soon as I would have seen her keeping an eye on me, I would have been running towards that table...juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust to see what she would have done.

          A guttural screech indicating her primal fear accompanied by a maternal grizzly-like response to protect her precious sparkly vampires.

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          • #6
            Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
            Seriously, as soon as I would have seen her keeping an eye on me, I would have been running towards that table...juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust to see what she would have done.
            Quoth Fox One View Post
            A guttural screech indicating her primal fear accompanied by a maternal grizzly-like response to protect her precious sparkly vampires.
            LOL. Guys, I didnt even think of that. Her response was so bewildering I just stared at her. DAMN IT...who has a time machine I can borrow so I can mess with this girl?!?!

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            • #7
              Quoth Amina516 View Post
              who has a time machine I can borrow so I can mess with this girl?!?!
              I...did.

              Kittens played with it, though, so it's acting kinda funny.
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • #8
                you know... THAT'S why I pre-ordered my copy & paid in full. =) So I could be a couple of days late and not have to fight to get a copy. =)

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