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Okay seriously, why is it that the second kids go into a large building like a target their first instinct is to scream bloody murder? we were trying to do some shopping in a Super Target on Sunday and we walked in alongside a family with a 3 year old kid. The kid's perfectly calm until he enters. Then the second we enter the Super Target, he instantly starts screaming bloody murder, and there's no look of fear on his face. (I was maybe one of the six hundred pairs of eyeballs who instantly turned to the sudden piercing noise of a kid screaming) The second we walk into the door, one of his scream is maybe an entire minute long. Dude are you afraid of Targets or something? do you have a phobia of large buildings? And are your parents hearing impaired? Because they seriously made one or two efforts to tell the kid to stop screaming at the top of his lungs. If I ever have kids I'd just give them a smack on the cheek (Not enough to say disalign his jaw...that's why you can't hit kids anymore) if they start screaming just to hear their echoes.
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You could scream back. Of course, the kid would probably shut up and stare at you in awe, but the parents would go berserk on you for freaking out their little precious.Labor boards have info on local laws for free
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Give the kid a Tootsie pop. It'll keep him quiet until he gets the sugar rush....at home."Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your software."
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I think if I were a parent, I'd invest in a muzzle for my kid......just like the one I'm patenting right now for my boyfriend.You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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Once I get it patented, I am going to sell it on TV......it will be yours for only $19.99, and if you hurry and buy within the next 10 minutes, you'll get the bonus shock collar for training your man at half price!You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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But wait! If you call now she'll double the offer--that's two Man Muzzles, plus two shock collars, PLUS a bonus State of Kansas jello mold, all for $19.99.Quoth blas87 View Post
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you know those parabolic things they use on dogs... amplifies the bark back at them... are there portable versions?
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Who needs Kansas jello mold when I could throw in a year's supply of fresh Wisconsin tater salad and cheese curds for only $15.99!
*no offense to anyone in Kansas, lol*
I'm not so sure about the portable kind...but I'm definetly working on the kind of shock collar that will fit around any man's neck or penis.You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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but but then if you put it around his manly bit and shock him he might like it tooooooooooooooo much :LOLQuoth blas87 View PostI'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
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We need one for multiplayer games, especially Xbox live. Either that or a button that injects tranquilizers in every screamers' system.Quoth blas87 View PostKangaroo Squee!Comment
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$19.99? You can get a roll of duct tape for less than $5Quoth blas87 View Post
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And remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.Quoth protege View Post$19.99? You can get a roll of duct tape for less than $5Bark like a chicken!Comment
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