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My professor told the class this story last semester. He had a magazine with Marilyn Monroe on the cover and a UPS guy asked the professor if that was Christina Aguilera on the cover. My professor said, no that's Marilyn Monroe. 
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I think that's blasphemy! Christina. Marilyn. Oblivious to which is the greatest sex symbol of all time...and I'm a girl!! Miss Aguilera has NOTHING on Marilyn"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your software."
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I definetly agree, Beth. Although Christina Aguilera's rise to fame was a little more realistic and a little less fairy tale than Britney Spears, none of today's poptarts even begin to compare to Marilyn.You really need to see a neurologist. - WagegothComment
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I once had a friend argue that Madonna sang diamonds are a girls best friend and shes the one that made it famous....
some people should be shotI wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary BertoneComment
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There are times I just want to break out the chainsaw of natural selection. That is one of them. For crying out loud, how can you not know who Marilyn Monroe is? I found out about her when I did a report on JFK in grade school!The customer is not always right. Most of the time, the customer is a clueless moron. If this offends you, you are this moron.Comment
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Quoth Kiwi View Post
You need new friends.
Miss Monroe was gorgeous even when she was a little rounder ("Some Like It Hot"). No one can compare."For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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I'm just deeply disturbed.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóidComment
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"Happy birthday Mister President."
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
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Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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Even she couldn't make that song sound musical. XDQuoth Evil Queen View Post"Happy birthday Mister President.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ GravekeeperComment
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