Call my husband an asshole will ya

[candyshopgirl]

So we go to bigfoot this morning to get gas for the beast and some polar pops.We we are waiting for at least 5 mins on a gas pump when this big SUV thing pulls up on the other side of the gas pump.I thinking shit this jackass is going to haul ass when this car leaves to get into the gas pump before us.Sure enough the car pulls away and jackass tries but fails to pull in.So we get out to go pay and get drinks and this jackass starting reving his engine.I shrug my shoulders and say to the hubby fuck him.So as we are getting our drinks this jackass come in and this conversation happens.


JA-Jackass
Hu-hubby
Me

JA-(to hubby)fucking asshole.
HU-Excuse me I was waiting for at least five mins for gas,I wasn't gonna let you take my spot.
JA-mouthing hanging open like a child that got caught doing something bad.Blah Blah Blah fucking..blah blah faggot blah blah

Now anyone that knows me,knows you don't yell or mistreat my hubby....

Me-Excuse me,you need to shut up and go away and if you don't I will call the police and you can explain your tatrum to them(starts to pull out cell phone)

JA-leaves mumbling something.

The kicker of the story when we went outside the jackass wasn't wanting gas he wanted through since the parking lot was full. So all he would have had to do is roll down his window and ask like an adult