Things you should not do at an arcade. (personal experience from years visiting one)

[donruss]

I agree with all except for the "Do not complain when the Skee Ball only gives you one ball" rule. That has never happened to me but if I put my money in and it only gives me one ball, there is something wrong and employee/management needs to know.

[MadMike]

That doesn't sound very comfortable.

Those things aren't nearly as uncomfortable as you might think. While I couldn't imagine having sex in a ball pit, I did fall asleep in one once. I took my son to this one place that wasn't very busy, and I guess I was tired.

[NightWatch]

Ballpits have more cooties then a hooker's vagina. I shudder to think the disease's one could contract while having sex in one.

[PepperElf]

shudder

you've cured me of all desire to even LOOk at an arcade
and i feel like i need a shower. yes my skin is twitching

oy...

[Rapscallion]

Ballpits have more cooties then a hooker's vagina.

Well, there goes tonight's entertainment, thank you very much...

Rapscallion

[moogie]

-If you need to use the bathroom, use the TOILET. Not on the floor, not in the ballpit not in the trash can, not inside a game, not in the sink, the TOILET.



-Don't ruin the bathroom doing stuff like writing in blood or shit on the walls. That is just stupid.

Okay, so I will be sure to wear a full haz-mat suit next time i go to the arcade.

[FenigDurak]

I've been digging Dave & Busters a lot these days. I like kids as much as the next person (who likes kids) but it's really nice to play some games without having little people squealing and running around everywhere, and hogging the best games! Plus, you can drink

I wanna go to the D&Bs that you go to because the two in my area are swarming with kids. I was at a prize game with my fiance and we were making good progress toward an iPod and someone sent their child over to try to grab our prize. Little bastage kept sticking his grubby paw in the chute each time fiance hit a button. Fiance eventually threw the game just to prevent the brat from absconding with my iPod. I gave the parent the glare of a lifetime.

Beyond that, I have yet to have a D&Bs experience that didn't have a hundred kids underfoot, breaking things, stealing tickets from other players, and being a general nuisance. Sure, there are games, but IT'S A BAR!

[Andara Bledin]

-Don't shave in teh bathroom, you'll clog the sink up with your hippie hair.

Sorry, gotta call you on this one. It can't be hippie hair; hippies don't shave!

I agree with all except for the "Do not complain when the Skee Ball only gives you one ball" rule. That has never happened to me but if I put my money in and it only gives me one ball, there is something wrong and employee/management needs to know.

All that means is that some kid made off with/lost the rest of the balls for the machine. It won't do anything but slow down your game, anyway, since it's based on number of balls thrown.

Well, there goes tonight's entertainment, thank you very much...

Wait, were you going for the hooker, or the ball pit?

^-.-^

[Rapscallion]

Wait, were you going for the hooker, or the ball pit?

^-.-^

A gentleman never tells.

I'd accept guesses of 'both'.

Rapscallion

[Andara Bledin]

A gentleman never tells.

I'd accept guesses of 'both'.

Oooh... I get it.

You wanted the hooker in the ball pit!

^-.-^

[Imogene]

there is something wrong and employee/management needs to know.

Then don't get angry when they reply "Yeah, skee-ball machines have started being made that ONLY give you ONE ball at a time, to prevent... well, whatever... cheating, clogging the machine, wanton destruction... theft...?"

[sanchopanza65]

You know, I was upset when my favorite arcade closed, and was replaced by an inferior one, but at least the inferior one is sanitary. I am now extremely glad that I am too old for ballpits, thanks to this website. Now maybe if it were a Bleach N' Ball pit, then I'd go for it.

[Can I Help Your A$$?]

Having sex in the ballpit...

I dunno...it sounds kinda hilarious to me. It would make one helluva story for the "where's the weirdest place you've ever 'done it?'" game.