coach for the win :)

[smileyeagle1021]

OK, I went to Lagoon today, had a great time (got my roommate tell me he fucking hated me for not warning him about Wicked )... but saw one thing that was both sucky and amazing at the same time.

The characters are sucky guy 1 (SG1), sucky guy 2 (CG2) and coach (I know he's a coach because they identified him as coach)

SG1- did you see those two homos in the line for Rattlesnake Rapids?
SG2- yeah, they were way too familiar with each other to be straight.
coach- maybe they were brothers?
SG1- no, they weren't brothers, they had to have been homos.
coach- why, aren't we just a little bit full of hate today.
SG2- no, we don't have a problem with the homos, but do they have to show it in public. I mean, it's cool that they're different... but that's their business, not the public's.
coach- you haven't been on the team long enough to know this, but with all my years of coaching I've learned the only difference between my gay players and straight players is that when I catch the straight players giving each other blow jobs in the locker room they'll yell out 'no homo' or some other denial.

me-

[bunnyboy]

OK, I went to Lagoon today, had a great time (got my roommate tell me he fucking hated me for not warning him about Wicked )... but saw one thing that was both sucky and amazing at the same time.

<MR SNIPPY WAS HERE>

me-

*giggles* oh that really brightens my day, thanks Smiley.

[One-Fang]

Ew? They do that?

No, I don't mean do straight men give each other blow jobs. I mean, do ANY men partake of sexual favours from anybody right there in the locker room? How gross!

But then, to some of us sex is an intimate thing. Sigh.

[Spork4pedro]

hopefully it's before the games..not after...*shudder*

That coach is awesome!

[smileyeagle1021]

. I mean, do ANY men partake of sexual favours from anybody right there in the locker room? How gross!

apparently you don't spend any time on craigslist... there are people who will advertise which locker room they will be in for those who are interested.

[One-Fang]

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

I could have done without that piece of knowledge.

I have, however, always wondered about some men and sports. They pat each other's bums, lift each other by the thighs, hug, play slappy games in the shower room, shower with a dozen sweaty other men, share a spa, and yet freak out if another man, say at a bar, accidentally touches their hand when reaching for a drink.

Never figure it out...

[Andara Bledin]

I could have done without that piece of knowledge.

Well, to be fair... you did ask.

^-.-^

[Iris Kojiro]

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

I have, however, always wondered about some men and sports. They pat each other's bums, lift each other by the thighs...

You think that's familiar...

[raw456]

.....SG2- no, we don't have a problem with the homos, but do they have to show it in public. I mean, it's cool that they're different... but that's their business, not the public's.....

I doubt that it never occurs to these kinds of homophobic idiots that gay people might feel the same way about seeing hetero couples in public?

But you gotta love the coach's response. That was simply priceless!!!!!

[WhiteRose]

my fiance has homosexual tendencies (which makes me think he's bisexual) without realizing it....he sometimes says things like "I'd do him" or he'd do things like try to wear my underwear (trying to be close to me, maybe?)...but he denies having any attraction toward men...hmm...his parents even thought he was gay for a while, till he met me...

anyone ever heard of this kind of thing? maybe it's human nature to explore all possibilities...

[Calud]

anyone ever heard of this kind of thing?

Have you never seen a girl and thought "Hotdamn!"?

I'm also not gay, at all, but when I see someone looking really good, even a man, I sometimes go "Niiiice". On that note, I say that about pretty much every somewhat good looking girl. (I'm in Paris so I'm saying it alot. )

[telecom_goddess]

my fiance has homosexual tendencies (which makes me think he's bisexual) without realizing it....he sometimes says things like "I'd do him" or he'd do things like try to wear my underwear (trying to be close to me, maybe?)...but he denies having any attraction toward men...hmm...his parents even thought he was gay for a while, till he met me...

anyone ever heard of this kind of thing? maybe it's human nature to explore all possibilities...

He's bi and just won't admit it to himself let alone anyone else.

I wish people would stop being so scared of it...it's ok!

[smileyeagle1021]

I doubt that it never occurs to these kinds of homophobic idiots that gay people might feel the same way about seeing hetero couples in public?

Amen! Hell, I know straight people who don't like seeing other straight people 'flaunt' their sexuality in public. Now, I'm not going to begrudge people holding hands, hugging, quick kiss etc. but for the love of God if the tongue is involved (and this goes for both gay and straight) get a room.

anyone ever heard of this kind of thing? maybe it's human nature to explore all possibilities...

There's three possibilities, in order of likeliness, first, his barn door could go both ways (which is actually extremely common... very few people are pure heterosexual or pure homosexual, most people in my experience at the very least have enough bisexual tendency to be able to imagine what sex other than their normal preference would be like and possibly commit said said if properly inebriated), second possibility, he is purely heterosexual (or very close to it), but is open minded for your sake, third possibility (and I say this praying that it isn't true) is that he's a closet case who is with you as a means of staying in the closet. Sadly this happens a lot more often than you think, in Utah it is so prevalent that it has started to cause backlash against the LDS church which is seen by many to be encouraging those marriages (which is all I'm going to say before this goes deep into fratching territory, want to talk more about it PM me or see me over in fratching).

[WhiteRose]

I don't think the third one is true, considering our indoors relationship (what we are like when no one else is around), and i have told him that he doesn't have to be anything for my sake, so the first one is most likely true...hmm...he vehemently denies being bisexual though (because of some influential people pounding it into his head that gay is bad)...thanks for the input, it's something to consider...

[Andara Bledin]

I doubt that it never occurs to these kinds of homophobic idiots that gay people might feel the same way about seeing hetero couples in public?

Now, I'm not going to begrudge people holding hands, hugging, quick kiss etc. but for the love of God if the tongue is involved (and this goes for both gay and straight) get a room.

Quoted for truth.

I'm on the same page as SmileyEagle. Mild displays of affection are fine and healthy. Anyone swapping spit (or any other bodily fluid) in public is something I never want to see. ... again ... >.<

^-.-^