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dunno if this counts as a sighting, so it can be moved if that is the case 
anyway, I'll set the scene! it was my birthday this past month and my housemates wanted to treat me to a free movie (star trek came out on my birthday!) at the IMAX. when we showed up though it was sold out, so we walked across the street to a bar and grill like resturaunt chain. so 5 of us in all popped in, got seated, and they changed my birthday present from movie tickets to food, which I was more excited about (yay free food).
The food was pretty good, and because they were paying I got some drinky drinks and awaiting the check. I noticed the waitress was either interested in me, or my housemate (M) since she kept talking in only our direction and attempted small talk with only me and him, neither of the others. I am taken, so I feigned interest and told M to go for it, but one housemate (R) refused to believe he wasn't being checked out. he is the more outspoken of us, and if you never knew him, would think he was a hobo. he showers maybe once a week (at most) brushes his teeth even less, never shaves, hates it when his hands are "too clean" (he spritses them under water and considers the job done)... so yea, we all doubted it, but he was not going to go silently. before M could work any type of move as we handed her the check, R chimmed in.
R- dirty housemate
me- meee
W-waitress
the other 3 only spok up at the very end.
W: thank you, I'll be right back with your change
R: excuse me ma'am, before you go I have a hypothetical question for you.
*she seemed a bit confused but stuck it out*
W: ok, shoot.
R: lets say you were interested in one of the guys at this very table. which one of us would that be.
*she kind of laughed at this and jokingly replied...
W: uhhh heh... you.
R: REALLY? well... may I also ask for your number?
*now I knew she was joking, it was all over her body language and voice... but she paused, looked around at all of us and looked right back at him...*
W: HAH! are you serious!?
*and walks away*
me: GREAT ANSWER!
and we all started laughing. poor M never did get the guts to do anything thanks to that stunt. but we all got a great laugh at my housemates expense and, even though it was my birthday, I gave some extra money in for the tip to make it well over 20%. good entertainment.
anyway, I'll set the scene! it was my birthday this past month and my housemates wanted to treat me to a free movie (star trek came out on my birthday!) at the IMAX. when we showed up though it was sold out, so we walked across the street to a bar and grill like resturaunt chain. so 5 of us in all popped in, got seated, and they changed my birthday present from movie tickets to food, which I was more excited about (yay free food).
The food was pretty good, and because they were paying I got some drinky drinks and awaiting the check. I noticed the waitress was either interested in me, or my housemate (M) since she kept talking in only our direction and attempted small talk with only me and him, neither of the others. I am taken, so I feigned interest and told M to go for it, but one housemate (R) refused to believe he wasn't being checked out. he is the more outspoken of us, and if you never knew him, would think he was a hobo. he showers maybe once a week (at most) brushes his teeth even less, never shaves, hates it when his hands are "too clean" (he spritses them under water and considers the job done)... so yea, we all doubted it, but he was not going to go silently. before M could work any type of move as we handed her the check, R chimmed in.
R- dirty housemate
me- meee
W-waitress
the other 3 only spok up at the very end.
W: thank you, I'll be right back with your change
R: excuse me ma'am, before you go I have a hypothetical question for you.
*she seemed a bit confused but stuck it out*
W: ok, shoot.
R: lets say you were interested in one of the guys at this very table. which one of us would that be.
*she kind of laughed at this and jokingly replied...
W: uhhh heh... you.
R: REALLY? well... may I also ask for your number?
*now I knew she was joking, it was all over her body language and voice... but she paused, looked around at all of us and looked right back at him...*
W: HAH! are you serious!?
*and walks away*me: GREAT ANSWER!
and we all started laughing. poor M never did get the guts to do anything thanks to that stunt. but we all got a great laugh at my housemates expense and, even though it was my birthday, I gave some extra money in for the tip to make it well over 20%. good entertainment.