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    From my trip to the Buzz Aldrin book signing last night.

    First off, there were issues. You don't book a 200+ book signing into your store's cafe area and expect people to be happy. Only about 100 got seats. Not good on the bookstore's part, but honestly, I doubt they thought it would be so popular. The sound system didn't really work, and it was crowded.

    That said...

    Passive-Aggressive Dude: Ok, I get that you don't like the fact that a lady joined her husband across the aisle, and now you can't see the podium. You do not have to keep whining about it, hoping that the lady will hear you. She is with her family, and obviously not going to move just for you. I don't care if you've been here longer--you made the choice to stand in the aisle, now shut up and grow up.

    Rude Dude: I do not care that you have a telephoto lens for your camera. You do not have a press pass, so stop ordering people out of your way just because you've "been here for hours," which I highly doubt. If you really HAD been here for hours, you would have a seat, and not be stuck craning your neck around the aisles like the rest of us. Shut up and act your age.

    SC Dude: I do not care that we are both on Twitter. You are still a douchebag. Your claim that you are going to write a nasty letter to Borders just because the book signing wasn't set up that well does not impress me. At this point, they KNOW it wasn't set up well. Write a letter if you like, but the tone you are claiming to take will not help you. Also, just because I am *gasp* a young female who is really into the space program does NOT mean that I find you at all attractive. Everything about you screams "I still live in my mom's basement." Go get a job at JPL, and then we'll talk.


    Seriously, people complain all the freaking time! Just deal with the situation, and be glad you got to meet the second man to set foot on the freakin' MOON!
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  • #2
    I don't get it. I do not get it.
    You get to meet and listen to somebody you obviously want to. Isn't it worth some pain?! Seriously. I've been in long lines for a couple of hours to get stuff signed by somebody. It's not going to be comfortable because everyone else wants their moment too.

    People complain about anything. Argh.
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    • #3
      I hope the SC's at this signing weren't as bad as the ones a few years ago. I recall "conspiracy theory," and "punch in face" were involved.

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      • #4
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        • #5
          A few years ago, Jerry Kramer (former Green Bay Packers great) had a book signing or something at the Wisconsin State Fair.

          It didn't occur to any of us there to complain about anything. We just stood around and listened to him tell his football stories.
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          • #6
            OMG!....

            Not about the SCs but... You got to see Buzz Aldrin?
            !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            we need a "jealous" smiley face.
            :jealous::jealous::jealous::jealous:

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            • #7
              Truly awesome. Lucky you!

              Couldn't those people just appreciate that they got to meet a very important person??
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              • #8
                A couple years ago, I went to an air show. I moved to a spot where I thought there was an empty spot. The guy behind me in the rudest possible voice, "Hey, move it. I was here first..." So I moved, only to watch as two other people moved in front of him and he didn't say anything to them.

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                • #9
                  Quoth PepperElf View Post
                  OMG!....

                  Not about the SCs but... You got to see Buzz Aldrin?
                  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  we need a "jealous" smiley face.
                  :jealous::jealous::jealous::jealous:

                  Yes. Yes I did.

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                  • #10
                    Awesome, Joi! I hope the event was still all the fun it sounds like even with the morons

                    Personally I've never been to a book signing that didn't involve incredible lines, crowded tiny rooms, and severe lack of seating. Seems a little par for the course. It's either that, though, or them turning people away at the door. No thanks!
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                    • #11
                      My best book signing was at my friends gaming store, he'd managed to grab Robert Rankin on a weekday morning.

                      Helped out at the shop for a little while, chatting to RR and his agent then hied off to the pub for the afternoon with his agent buying the first few rounds

                      (Bit disappointed though, whilst he did ponce a rollup off me he drank something premixed and blue )
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                      • #12
                        Quoth PepperElf View Post
                        OMG!....

                        Not about the SCs but... You got to see Buzz Aldrin?
                        !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        we need a "jealous" smiley face.
                        :jealous::jealous::jealous::jealous:

                        Me, too!!
                        *revert to 14yo wanna-be astronaut* That would be so-ooo-o cool!

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                        • #13
                          Must be something about fellow Pratchett-philes and Gaiman-philes, because I didn't encounter any of that kind of suck when I went to their book signings.

                          Then again, they tend to write books that your average chair-moisteners would find too hard to read, since they don't have "purty pitchers" for them to look at.
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                          • #14
                            I saw "Buzz Aldrin" and my brain froze.

                            I would KILL to meet that man.

                            YOU LUCKY DOG.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth MoxisPilot View Post
                              I saw "Buzz Aldrin" and my brain froze.

                              I would KILL to meet that man.

                              YOU LUCKY DOG.
                              Not just meeting Buzz Aldrin, but meeting him during the 40th anniversary year of the Apollo 11 moon landing.

                              Oh, and did I mention that my birthday is the anniversary of the Apollo 11 launch?



                              (if it makes you feel any better, I didn't keep the book he signed--I gave it to a friend for his birthday. Meeting Aldrin was more important for me than a signature in a book.)
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