Is this really something you want to be advertising?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Observed on a T-shirt being worn by a young man while I was out grocery shopping today:

FAIL

[Fox One]

Perhaps it was meant as a statement? If so, with the state of the world, it's not far off...

[One-Fang]

I think it was possibly more an outwards looking statement than inwards. Like people who wear "You're a bitch" on their shirts.

[BethB]

just add "ure" and he's set

[blas]

There's a reason that the shirt I got from Spencers that has "Fuck off" written all over the shirt, stays in the closet and doesn't get worn outside of the house.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

There's a reason that the shirt I got from Spencers that has "Fuck off" written all over the shirt, stays in the closet and doesn't get worn outside of the house.

You should wear that shirt when Sheriff or one of your crotchety neighbors comes over to bug you.

[Luna Baby]

I need that shirt, blas. I have a crotchety old neighbor lady and I just haven't the gumption to actually say the words to her face. Be my luck, she can't read.

[edible_hat]

There's a reason that the shirt I got from Spencers that has "Fuck off" written all over the shirt, stays in the closet and doesn't get worn outside of the house.

I get customers wearing those all the time. The other one is DILLIGAF which I thought must be the name of an arrogant wanker club. I looked it up and found it it means "Do I Look Like I Give A F***?" So my first guess was sort of correct.

[Slytovhand]

Blas dear, you've had that t-shirt all this time, and never mentioned it?? Why on earth haven't you had it hanging on the line a few times in full view of your crotchety old lady neighbour?????


I had a favourite t-shirt some years back - "Make my day - piss off".

Of course, I also had "Blame me, if it makes you feel better"

[ArcticChicken]

There's a reason my favorite t-shirt is "Maybe if this shirt is clever enough, someone will finally love me" from XKCD.

Of course, it's gotten a depressing number of people to tell me that they love me.

[Evil Queen]

There's a reason my favorite t-shirt is "Maybe if this shirt is clever enough, someone will finally love me" from XKCD.

Please tell me that shirt is still available for purchase.

[smileyeagle1021]

There's a reason my favorite t-shirt is "Maybe if this shirt is clever enough, someone will finally love me" from XKCD.

Of course, it's gotten a depressing number of people to tell me that they love me.

Have I mentioned recently that I love you ArcticChicken

[cinema guy]

Of course, it's gotten a depressing number of people to tell me that they love me.

How many is depressing? One (Smiley) or lots?

[Bloodsoul]

I'm still rocking it with my "Frankie Say Relax"* shirt.

*Which I bought a few years ago; I believe I was actually born after that shirt was popular.

[Peppergirl]

My favorite t-shirts generally can't be worn outside the house, and I couldn't wear them in front of my kids when they were younger:

"Whip me, Strip me. Fly me, Tie me." (Under the guise of fly-fishing)

And, dammit...I can't remember the second one - just that it had something to do with suggestive shots and irish whiskey. Interesting that I can't find it. I think my bastard ex stole it when he left - just out of spite. He HATED when I wore it.