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  • This is not your country.

    Short and sweet:

    I'm currently on vacation in Crete, and saw an SC I just couldn't wait to share with you all.

    At the airport in Athens, as we were handing our boarding passes over, the flight attendant was speaking with a passenger near me in Greek.

    Behind me, a surly woman not much older than myself (and obviously American by her accent) had the nerve to shout at the attendant, loud enough for half the room to hear, "SPEAK ENGLISH! GOD!!!!!!!"

    I stopped abruptly, turned around, and gave her the, "Who the hell do you think you are?" look, and apologized to flight attendant on her behalf (yes, I did this within earshot of the woman). She had enough sense of self-preservation to not make another sound for the rest of the trip.

    Seriously, WTF? I was absolutely humiliated that someone would behave like this.
    "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

  • #2
    Almost as bad as when a friend of my parents went to Italy with her (now-ex) husband. He ordered "a latte" and got a glass of milk. Started to complain until he realised that latte is Italian for milk.

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    • #3
      Quoth edible_hat View Post
      Almost as bad as when a friend of my parents went to Italy with her (now-ex) husband. He ordered "a latte" and got a glass of milk. Started to complain until he realised that latte is Italian for milk.
      Excuse me for one second:

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      I've mentioned before that I live in Italy, I think. I saw where that one was heading.

      I will say, I miss me some espresso when I go on vacation. They have American coffee here. Might as well be hot water.
      "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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      • #4
        Speak Greek! It's the official language of this country, God! damn lady...
        When it comes to getting things done, we need fewer architects and more bricklayers. ---Colleen C. Barrett---

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        • #5
          Quoth thehippie777 View Post
          Speak Greek! It's the official language of this country, God! damn lady...
          In defense of that, Greek is difficult (Greek alphabet, say wut?), and Greeks are very accomodating about speaking English (Everyone here speaks English. Everyone.).

          But it's a COURTESY, not a RIGHT.

          Totally not going to go shouting at someone for speaking the national language.
          "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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          • #6
            Quoth MoxisPilot View Post
            Totally not going to go shouting at someone for speaking the national language.
            Especially if they're not even talking to you.

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            • #7
              Quoth edible_hat View Post
              Especially if they're not even talking to you.
              Oh, JEEZ. That part of the suck didn't even register to me, so bad was the comment she made and the attitude she said it with.

              Double suck!
              "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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              • #8
                Quoth MoxisPilot View Post
                In defense of that, Greek is difficult (Greek alphabet, say wut?), and Greeks are very accomodating about speaking English (Everyone here speaks English. Everyone.).

                But it's a COURTESY, not a RIGHT.

                Totally not going to go shouting at someone for speaking the national language.
                Wha? Everyone is supposed to speak English...We Rule the World Dammit!!!!!!!!

                Greek...P'shaw.....

                Well, I can speak to anyone....I just speak slower and louder....then they will understand.

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                • #9
                  Quoth MoxisPilot View Post
                  In defense of that, Greek is difficult (Greek alphabet, say wut?), and Greeks are very accomodating about speaking English (Everyone here speaks English. Everyone.).
                  well, not all of us speak english, just most of us (my grandmother only speaks greek, italian, french and german i'm afraid )

                  That said I know a lot of people have told me that english is a lot harder to learn than greek. I know the alphabet is different, but its easier than most alphabets to learn as its only got 24 characters (2 less than the roman alphabet-not including the accents that a lot of roman languages use)
                  "You can only try so hard to look like you are working before actually doing your work seems easy in comparison" -My Boss

                  CW: So what exactly do you do in retentions?
                  Me: ummm, I ....retent stuff?

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                  • #10
                    half the fun of going overseas is meeting people and learning parts of the language ... getting drunk and exchanging phrases for stuff is fun, and sometimes the inadvertant games of charades is a blast =)
                    EVE Online: 99% of the time you sit around waiting for something to happen, but that 1% of action is what hooks people like crack, you don't get interviewed by the BBC for a WoW raid.

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                    • #11
                      Ruuuude.
                      I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                      Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                      Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                      • #12
                        The surly woman obviously missed out on the punctuation when someone told her to "Go to Hellas" (Greek name for Greece).
                        Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Darkforge View Post
                          well, not all of us speak english, just most of us (my grandmother only speaks greek, italian, french and german i'm afraid )

                          That said I know a lot of people have told me that english is a lot harder to learn than greek. I know the alphabet is different, but its easier than most alphabets to learn as its only got 24 characters (2 less than the roman alphabet-not including the accents that a lot of roman languages use)
                          Touche.

                          I want to learn Greek since I've been here, but the one person I've expressed it to (the hotel manager) told me, "It's hard. Don't bother."

                          Which made me want to do it even more. >.> I pick up languages kinda quickly (I speak French and Italian, and will have to learn another one when we move, either Arabic or German). Any advice on getting started? So far I've got "thank you" and "hello" down.

                          And not quite on-topic, but I had tzasiki (sp?) for the first time last night. OMG good!!
                          "Do not quibble with me over apostrophes. I have my shit together when it comes to apostrophes." - BookBint

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                          • #14
                            I know how to swear in Greek, and some rude gestures, thanks to my younger brother's first job in a Greek restaurant. Mr. Skanos and his brothers were fantastic cooks, but they loved to teach the young Canadian boy every obscene phrase they could think of. Mom was SOOOO not impressed.

                            If that restaurant was still there, I'd have a reason to go back to the west coast. I discovered such things as tzatziki and pita, souvlaki, and the most divine kalamari I will ever consume. Only kalamari I've ever eaten that didn't have the consistency of pencil erasers. I also discovered the ambrosia that is genuine Greek salad. OMG.

                            Genuine Greek food has forever replaced Szechuan and Thai at the top of my personal favorite food groups.
                            What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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                            • #15
                              Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
                              Only kalamari I've ever eaten that didn't have the consistency of pencil erasers.
                              You need to find a place that does it fresh. If it's not fresh, then it's rubbery.

                              I've found a few places that have divine calamari, but most places let it sit too long, or don't cook it right.

                              ^-.-^
                              Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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