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  • #16
    the evil bitch in me says....

    tell her to replace the cigars - the exact same brands and amount - or you'll turn her over to the police for possession of a controlled substance.


    then install a lock on your bedroom door if they're going to be in the house.


    or hell yeah tell mom.

    i would also suggest getting an apartment asap if you can
    you don't want her hiding her stash in your stuff and getting YOU busted

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    • #17
      I just remembered about something that happened to a friend of mine. While he was away his brother used his laptop and kept it in a corner that blocked the fan. The laptop ended up overheating and deforming. I think it still ran, I don't know what happened between him and his brother.
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      • #18
        I agree that you should threaten her with the police, especially since the police should be interested in her marijuana use as well.
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        • #19
          Quoth Canarr View Post
          , the only whiskey in the house was a bottle of 30 year old Glenfiddich .... And they drank the entire bottle. With coke.


          My dad likes his mature scotch wiskey. He considers it blasphemy if I add a tiny splash of water.
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          • #20
            Quoth Canarr View Post
            A bottle of 30 year old Glenfiddich.
            And they drank the entire bottle. With coke.
            Great... now I'm crying.... gotta get another beer.
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            • #21
              A bottle of 30 year old Glenfiddich.
              And they drank the entire bottle. With coke
              Damn. That's just criminal.

              Partly the "they drank the entire bottle"

              But they added coke too? There's gotta be a law against drinking aged whiskey with coke... There should be anyway.
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              • #22
                I think I'm going to go hide my 18 year old bottle of Glenmorangie.

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                • #23
                  heh id add diet pepsi to some of that stuff too
                  but id also be drinking my own

                  my sister's college roommates did that i think too. she suspects they took her bottle of canadian club and drank it
                  and then replaced it with something else cos it tasted nasty one day ...

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Hyena Dandy View Post
                    Damn. That's just criminal.

                    Partly the "they drank the entire bottle"

                    But they added coke too? There's gotta be a law against drinking aged whiskey with coke... There should be anyway.
                    There should be, yes. In any case, he was way more forgiving than I'd have been; after a couple of weeks, they'd made up again. Ended up breaking up a year or so later, though, for entirely non-alcoholic reasons.

                    Any update on the cigar-case, HD?
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                    • #25
                      Quoth Canarr View Post
                      There should be, yes. In any case, he was way more forgiving than I'd have been; after a couple of weeks, they'd made up again. Ended up breaking up a year or so later, though, for entirely non-alcoholic reasons.

                      Any update on the cigar-case, HD?
                      The family, sister included, is returning on Thursday, so we'll find out what happens then.
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                      • #26
                        Quoth Canarr View Post
                        Reminds me of a colleague of mine... he damn near broke up with his girlfriend, after she had a group of her friends over while he was out travelling on business.

                        Apparently, they felt the need to get wasted on whiskey and coke. The problem was, the only whiskey in the house was a bottle of 30 year old Glenfiddich that his uncle had given him for his birthday a few months before... priced at around 230 €
                        (USD 350 or so at that time). And they drank the entire bottle. With coke.

                        So, yeah: thumbs up on the "make her pay for it" plan.
                        ...that...but..how...dear god. I morn the loss of that whiskey...

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                        • #27
                          This reminds me of something my brother did a couple years ago when I still played Magic: the Gathering:

                          He was at a camp held at a college and I was helping him move out. I noticed some Magic cards strewn about and picked up on the fact that it was my box. First I yelled at him about taking my stuff, then I checked the decks that were out of their boxes. I was missing a good 20-30 cards from 2 decks. I immediately walked over to the door and slammed it shut with he and his roommate inside. I told them both I would beat them senseless and then get the counselors in there to deal more punishment.

                          After the threat, his roommate "finds" some of my cards in the bottom of his dresser. They still couldn't turn up some of the cards so I left really pissed.

                          Sidenote: The cards that "turned up" and the ones that were still missing were valued at a total of almost $500. The kid thought he could swipe cards that had been out of print for nearly 5 years and didn't think anyone would notice.

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                          • #28
                            What a waste I agree with stealing her phone until the cigars are replaced.

                            Plus expensive cigars don't take well to being re-rolled because they actually are good (not too moist not too dry). If one is gonna smoke blunts the cheaper the better (the processed tobacco paper re-rolls much better) and the craps inside I don't think was meant to be smoked to begin with.

                            Your sister needs a talking to. And almost 24 blunts in whatever time period. One can only get so high anything else is just too much waste and too much risk.

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                            • #29
                              Quoth protege View Post
                              Ugh. Reminds me of what my brother did years ago. First summer I was working at camp...that idiot decided to have his buddies over. For a session of "model painting" that is. End result, those fools used up all of my expensive supplies--paint, glue, sheet plastic, etc. Not only that, but all of my brushes were ruined as well--the idiots decided not to clean them, tossed them back into their case, and hoped I wouldn't notice. Needless to say, I was furious.

                              Not only did my brother get his ass kicked, but I made him replace all of that stuff...and *then* some


                              Sounds about right for punnishment... With the caveat that if they touch anything again, they get strung up by their and used as a pinata.
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                              • #30
                                my sick mind is putting a different in than what was originally intended

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