no, I'm not giving you that Indian Burn because I'm a jackass...

[Digitalpotato]

...I'm giving you a nice Indian Burn on your arm because I caught your hand sneaking its way into my backpack NUMEROUS times. Just about all the times I saw your hand accidentally sneaking into my backpack, I had zipped it up to keep my stuff in and YOU out.

Obviously you can guess what happened from this.

[Mottom24]

I request more details! place, person, action, reaction. I am curious

[XCashier]

I request more details! place, person, action, reaction. I am curious

Yes, details please! You cannot give us a great opening line like that and not follow through with the story!

[Hyena Dandy]

*Chants* De-Tails! De-Tail!

[Digitalpotato]

I'm on the bus. Already some asswipe earlier had stolen my phone out of my backpack when it was a bag. Now I've upgraded to a zippable backpack (Because the bag didn't have enough space, despite being one of the best things I've had) and partly to keep thieves out.

I see someone unzipping my backpack and smack them a few times before they get their hand in. Again they ry to zip it when they think I'm not looking. Then finally he tries it again and WHAM. Indian Burn.

"WTF YOU DO THAT FOR?!?!?"

Gee I dunno...BECAUSE YOU WERE UNZIPPING MY BACKPACK?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Damn, persistent little bugger, ain't he?

[MoxisPilot]

My father-in-law was in Germany on Christmas, and had a bunch of food in his backpack; somehow, during the metro ride that lasted maybe ten minutes, some skunk had replaced all the food with bags of sawdust.

Shoulda given the guy an indian burn...!