For Easter a couple of years ago my mom bought me a jade ring. Last night she asked me if I could find it I looked and couldn't. I remembered wearing it a couple of months ago and setting it one a shelf in my room that I share with my sister when she visits. Turns out my mom saw her wearing it and asked her about it and she wouldn't give her a straight answer.
After talking to me she called my sister.
Mom: You need to return your sisters ring. I know that you took it from her.
Sister: I didn't take it from her I found it outside.
Mom: If it was outside it is because Sarah (my friends three year old) took it outside it belongs to your sister and you need to mail it back to her.
Sister: I will.
After talking to me she called my sister.
Mom: You need to return your sisters ring. I know that you took it from her.
Sister: I didn't take it from her I found it outside.
Mom: If it was outside it is because Sarah (my friends three year old) took it outside it belongs to your sister and you need to mail it back to her.
Sister: I will.


is what I would like to do to her at this point.


Of course, he ran off to my mother to try and get me into trouble. But, his story soon fell apart. Not only did he get his ass beaten, but he had to pay me back for what he'd taken...and then got grounded for stealing in the first place. How's that for an unholy trio of pain

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