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I'd avoid the local Wally World if it weren't for one thing.
Sam's Choice Clear American naturally flavored sparkling water beverage. 68 cents for a 1-liter bottle. Yum-O, especially the mandarin orange and tropical flavors. The stuff tastes like soda, but without the calories, caffeine and high fructose corn syrup. The sparkling water sold at the Grocery Store of Awesome just doesn't fit the bill.
So I was heading back toward the bottled water with shopping basket in hand when I encountered these two little girls, who I'd guess were 4 or 5 years old, riding rolls of wrapping paper like they were toy horses. As I passed them, one of them thrust her roll of wrapping paper at my crotchal region, and would've connected had I not been able to stop quickly.
Of course, there were no parents to be seen anywhere.
I filled up my basket with the water and headed up to the SCOs. Waiting in a regular line, I saw the two girls, still mounting their rolls of wrapping paper, with their parents. The guy was a wangster with a t-shirt just about down to his knees. Nothing says "Fear me, I'm a bad-ass" like a super huge t-shirt that looks more like a nightgown.
Sam's Choice Clear American naturally flavored sparkling water beverage. 68 cents for a 1-liter bottle. Yum-O, especially the mandarin orange and tropical flavors. The stuff tastes like soda, but without the calories, caffeine and high fructose corn syrup. The sparkling water sold at the Grocery Store of Awesome just doesn't fit the bill.
So I was heading back toward the bottled water with shopping basket in hand when I encountered these two little girls, who I'd guess were 4 or 5 years old, riding rolls of wrapping paper like they were toy horses. As I passed them, one of them thrust her roll of wrapping paper at my crotchal region, and would've connected had I not been able to stop quickly.
Of course, there were no parents to be seen anywhere.
I filled up my basket with the water and headed up to the SCOs. Waiting in a regular line, I saw the two girls, still mounting their rolls of wrapping paper, with their parents. The guy was a wangster with a t-shirt just about down to his knees. Nothing says "Fear me, I'm a bad-ass" like a super huge t-shirt that looks more like a nightgown.
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